army guy story

[Anti-Block]

Well, you owe me a coke. And, how are you going to advance the plot now?

[Ad Bot]

[Warguy357]

We still have the other half of the earth, which all of my enemy's bases were on. On the OTHER half that's crumbled was the HAXOR's bases.

[skelolego229]

I C the earths orbit is decaying........time to retreat to vega 5 TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG

[Warguy357]

I C the earths orbit is decaying........time to retreat to vega 5 TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG

50000000000 miles upward
*is falling*

[skelolego229]

*gets to vega system

[Anti-Block]

Yikes.. Vega 5 isn't so good for the remaining civilization, bro...

[Warguy357]

*lands on the last zig that took off*
Coffeeguy: WHAT THE FU-
Warguy: *shoots*
*gets in the zig*
Hahahahaha, Let's get a move on! *catches up to a swordfish II and gets in it, punches the driver and shoves driver out into space*
*sets speed to light speed*
Let's see them get there NOW... *presses a button that makes giant dinner mini-guns come out of the vega system planets*

[skelolego229]

luckily we just took out the HAXOR base on vega V  all thier base ruins are belong to the cupguy army

[Warguy357]

*accidentally crashes a swordfish to into vega v*
F***

*explosion kill all planets in vega V*

[Deriboy]

The sun supernovas. You all die. Sorry, try again next time.

[skelolego229]

No.

[Warguy357]

Well, it didn't super nova, it just made a giant explosion, but not a super nova.

[skelolego229]

the devastation of vegaV's outer city

our vehicles sit motionless as we search for survivors of the HAXOR invasion

upon getting to vega v the HAXOR armys mass executed the milita

the old milita base still stands...lifeless

the city center ...in ruins

[Anti-Block]

We need to save the remaining reserves and make do with what we got.
We need to make sure all remaining squadrons will not be wiped out by Warguy!

[Warguy357]

In a giant ally warship approaching of the Cupguy army
Everythings going smoothly, we don't have any problems, we should be fi-
*giant shake*
Whoa, what was tha-
*giant explosion*
WE'RE GOING DOWN! EVACUATE ALL PERSONELL! GO GO G-
*ship explodes, floats out empty into space*

Dun dun DUNNNNN