army guy story

[Warguy357]

Temporarily bumped

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[Skip]

French people.

[Narkro555]

GSGT. Nark ready for duty, sir!

[Warguy357]

On the planet Gagron, home of the rare Clawshot
Hmmm.... I sense something is... not right...
Meh, you're just metaphorical, dude.
I guess your right...
Wait, look up there... what's that?
*Planet completely explodes*

DUN DUN DUNNNNN

Someone continue this please.

[Anti-Block]

... He's been blowing up planets left and right! I say we end this and launch all we got at 'im!

[Warguy357]

Vega V
Hey, dude, look up there, what is tha-
*planet explodes*

You have no choice. Surrender or die by my own invention.

[Anti-Block]

 ... * paces around cabin deck, looks at radar screen. To his utmost shock, Warguy's battalion is only a squadron away! *
Since no one else seems to be engaging the enemy...
*runs toward airlock and jumps into an arwings.*
I guess I better abandon this place.

[Warguy357]

*in such arwing*
I gotta get the hell outta he-
*giant explosion*

Bun bun BUNNNNNNN

Now only one colony is left...

[Flamecannon]

Meanwhile Skip and Narkro have a talk before being set out for their mission. In the sky. On a helicopter.
           
"I'm gonna have to spill the beans - You're short."
"Me? No way."

[Anti-Block]

W-w-w-wait! You were still a squadron away!
Well, atleast you were uknown to the holografic arwings you just demolished.
See you in hell!

[Flamecannon]

W-w-w-wait! You were still a squadron away!
Well, atleast you were uknown to the holografic arwings you just demolished.
See you in hell!

Hey, are you like, still in my conscience or something?

[Anti-Block]

Hey, are you like, still in my conscience or something?

ah, I muddled up some of your spiritual content and put it into a temp. Body. I'll be back in your head if my temporary vessel is destroyed.

[Flamecannon]

It's our double agent, X-nautzi!
"Hey! Vega V is destroyed, but not all of it. One street contains a single survivor. Rescue and interrogate him."

[Warguy357]

*cough* bump *cough*

[Zenthrox]

Hey, are you like, still in my conscience or something?