Author Topic: Fire discussion (Read 3201 times)

Wow get out. You probbaly saw one of my topics and thought "Hmm let me post this in all his topics"
It's not a love orientated topic.

And fire is!, hot.

Destroyer · March 23, 2010, 04:14:50 PM

Did you know its incredibly hard to light a road flare without the sparker that comes with it?

MasterCookie · March 23, 2010, 04:24:55 PM

haha, which reminds me, last year in we visited Alaska, and the car we rented broke down (ran out of gas, even though it said "FULL")

So my dad couldn't get the safety flare started, for hours (he was trying to bang the end)

Then we realized that it came with a pack of starkers to light it with.

Daedalus · March 23, 2010, 04:38:22 PM

Quote from: mrlolop on March 23, 2010, 01:30:28 AM

Swedish FireSteel.

THIS.

Also, do this:
1. Get an old headset like this, cut off the bendy mic wire thing, and pull out the mic (so it leaves an empty socket).
2. Attach this to a front of a Super Soaker and bend it upwards, so it's in front of where water comes out.
3. Cut about 3/4 of a match off, so you have the very end. Put this into the empty socket of the mic.
4. Fill the Super Soaker with car washing fluid (I've found that car washing fluid works really well for an aimed flame).
5. Light the match.
6. Squeeze the trigger.
7. ???
8. Profit. And perhaps a burnt down house.

LordCutlerBeckett · March 23, 2010, 05:35:25 PM

1. Can of bug spray.
2. Put a candle in front of it.
3. Profit.
4. ????

amidoinitrite?

TMAN7676 · March 23, 2010, 05:41:00 PM

Gasoline
Light it

Slugger · March 23, 2010, 06:18:36 PM

Quote from: TMAN7676 on March 23, 2010, 05:41:00 PM

Gasoline
Light it

I never though of that!

MasterCookie · March 23, 2010, 06:22:25 PM

So you don't just throw gasoline at wood? forget.

Destroyer · March 23, 2010, 06:23:30 PM

Quote from: MasterCookie on March 23, 2010, 04:24:55 PM

haha, which reminds me, last year in we visited Alaska, and the car we rented broke down (ran out of gas, even though it said "FULL")

So my dad couldn't get the safety flare started, for hours (he was trying to bang the end)

Then we realized that it came with a pack of starkers to light it with.

Yup, dispite being flammable, taking a match or a lighter flame to it won't light it. It actually takes a blow torch to start it back up if you don't have a striker pack.

Makingblah · March 23, 2010, 07:11:13 PM

I wonder if semen is flammable.

Sebster 105 · March 23, 2010, 07:12:58 PM

Quote from: Makingblah on March 23, 2010, 07:11:13 PM

I wonder if semen is flammable.

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