There is a loving wild turkey sitting outside my window

[Tom Gunn]

Go after that turkey.

You are losing an opportunity to become a real man.

[Ad Bot]

[Andretti]

I think slugs will do the trick.

[Inspiration]

I think slugs will do the trick.

Are you kidding? Have you ever TRIED to shoot a turkey?!?!? You have to use a .50 cal, and HOPE that the bullet doesn't bounce off of it's armored feathers.

[DaSord213]

Are you kidding? Have you ever TRIED to shoot a turkey?!?!? You have to use a .50 cal, and HOPE that the bullet doesn't bounce off of it's armored feathers.

85mm cannons go!

[Forn2]

or use a RPG, itl be a baked turkey, but at least itll be edible

[Inspiration]

or use a RPG, itl be a baked turkey, but at least itll be edible

Good idea, you can skip cooking it.

[Nymethus]

Call in an airstrike.

[goobler402]

Call chuck norris to kill it and theres your dinner.

[Inspiration]

Call chuck norris to kill it and theres your dinner.

The purpose of shooting it would be to assert your manhood. That's not very manly.

[Comatose]

He said it left, there's no use telling him to shoot it.

[Smeeble]

He said it left, there's no use telling him to shoot it.

What a chicken...

[Inspiration]

Satellite guided missiles?

[Jellypuddle]

I think we got trolled, he hasn't posted pics

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Maybe the turkey likes you.

[Ginty]

There used to be a wild turkey living on our street.
it got hit by a car.
Let's all have a moment of silence for the dearly departed...
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