There is a loving wild turkey sitting outside my window

[Tom Gunn]

There used to be a wild turkey living on our street.
it got hit by a car.
Let's all have a moment of silence for the dearly departed...
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Stupid turkey

[Ad Bot]

[Lil D]

Inorite.

[goobler402]

The purpose of shooting it would be to assert your manhood. That's not very manly.

[Bisjac]

any starfish can shoot an animal. there is nothing impressive about that.

capture it by hand

[JakDaStripR]

any starfish can shoot an animal. there is nothing impressive about that.

What if you dressed up like ANOTHER turkey, went over to it, mated for life, and when it's about to have love with you, barf your acid barf into it's mouth. Since it's YOUR barf, you can still eat it.

[Bisjac]

if you could get a video of a classic tree snare capturing that turkey, i will give you 1000 dollars.
no joke.

[Ladios]

if you could get a video of a classic tree snare capturing that turkey, i will give you 1000 dollars.
no joke.

It's true, he has the random money lying about to do so.

[Wynd_Fox]

I have a pet turkey.

[Forn2]

GOBBLE GOBBLE

[Aphtonites]

Wait, there's a wild turkey loving outside your window?
Get it hired by the the research media!

[Forn2]

Wait, there's a wild turkey loving outside your window?
Get it hired the the research media!

thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard.

[Inspiration]

thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard.

I know. Damn coal miners.

[Resonance_Cascade]

Lead it inside with a trail of cornflakes, trust me it works

[Bloxxed]

Call in an tactical nuke.

Seriously fixed.

[Meekl]

You don't have to do anything. Yell at it if you must, but don't kill it.