Fatty nerd person following me in school, help please

[comr4de]

Lick him.

[Ad Bot]

[Skip]

Lick him.

What if he's all slimey?

[Visage]

Stick it in his pooper.

[comr4de]

What if he's all slimey?

Pinch his nipples.

[SeventhSandwich]

Act like you love him, and then tell him you are gay and have feelings for him.

He will go away I guarantee.

[Skip]

Stick it in his pooper.

Pinch his nipples.

At the same time.

[Chriz]

Pinch his nipples.

what if he had them surgically removed?

[Skip]

what if he had them surgically removed?

Grab his manboobs.

[Osak]

I think that you should be a bit more tolerant.

He's just trying to be your friend. You're the only person who took notice of him.

[Chriz]

Grab his manboobs.

what if he had those surgically removed too?

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Inb4thepepperspray.

[JakDaStripR]

If I were you, and he asked to come over to my house, I'd say yes but tell him to dress up like a salesperson. So then, when he rang the doorbell and if my dad answered (BTW my dad HATES salespeople), he would shoot him repeatedly with a USAS-12.

[JakDaStripR]

USAS-12

These things are loving awesome.




 

[Qwepir]

These things are loving awesome.

You quoted yourself. Way to go.

[devildogelite]

If I were you, and he asked to come over to my house, I'd say yes but tell him to dress up like a salesperson. So then, when he rang the doorbell and if my dad answered (BTW my dad HATES salespeople), he would shoot him repeatedly with a USAS-12.

Why would your dad have a USAS-12 also I doubt he kills people at his door.