If I were you, and he asked to come over to my house, I'd say yes but tell him to dress up like a salesperson. So then, when he rang the doorbell and if my dad answered (BTW my dad HATES salespeople), he would shoot him repeatedly with a USAS-12.
These things are loving awesome.
Why would your dad have a USAS-12 also I doubt he kills people at his door.
Say some really insensitive insinuations, so he'll begin to thing that you're being an starfish to him. However, since it's only insinuated he won't be 100% sure, so he won't run off crying, but simply go away.
He is just trying to fit in, why don't you try to not be handicapped and understand he is just not very good at socializing and try to be a little more tolerant. I have many people that think I am their best friend because I understand when people are just trying to fit in and I don't hold it against them. I get along with just about anyone in RL, which is funny considering on the internet I hate everyone
'I think we should see other people'
Toss him in a meat grinder and feed your family for a month.
What game or program?
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