Haven & Hearth; World 4!

[Chriz]

tried melee killing a single mouflon

learned how loving painful it is if they start combat off with an attack, because it totally forgeted up my defense

so in a very tight adrenaline rush, I realized that Evil Eye was pretty much loving useless because it had some move that regenned both its attack and defense extremely quickly

so at the time I had 21 IP from Calling Down The Thunder on the other side of the fence

that didn't help much, so I just jammed opportunity knocks up its ass as much as I could, and struck. I didn't even notice my attack bar, and I missed. So then the forgeter bites me again (2 damage lololo) and I realize, 'stuff, I better use my sling' so I charge up a good hit, strike it, and kill it. Battles over, and I realize to never do that again.

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[OneWithFire]

You have no idea how to melee then

[Chriz]

You have no idea how to melee then

Uh, yes, I do, dipstuff.

If killing humans is the same thing as killing animals, yes, I do.

[UnknownX]

You can't get rid of a claim without a village claim over it.I also agree sev should die.

[Chriz]

what the stuff, game

4 hour long night time and--

...4 hour long day time.

stuff.

edit:

Awesome, chriz's chest half-full of wrought iron got stolen because he didn't move it onto his claim.

No, you silly Altruist, I made that in to chainmail and weaponry.

I think Chriz's metal is currently like Q40 or so, that's not bad.
Then again that was all bronze I was looking at.

all of our metal that I actually give a damn about is q30-q48 silly.

how the hell would I have let our wrought get stolen.

haven't you seen madmitten and doni recently? they have new armor.

[Visage]

Man yesterday I killed 2 packs of rams, 1 pack of those spider cow things, and 5 foxes, we have like 6 cupboards full to the brim with meat and I had to build 12 tanning racks.

[Chriz]

Man yesterday I killed 2 packs of rams, 1 pack of those spider cow things, and 5 foxes, we have like 6 cupboards full to the brim with meat and I had to build 12 tanning racks.

aurochs, silly boy.

the land around is loving sucks. We're too inland for fishing, too, so unless someone travels a few miles to the nearest grassland/moor/heath, then we don't eat considering how our farmers don't know how to cook bread.

edit: holy richard you guys, its 9 over here. wake the forget up. >:O

[Visage]

I knew their name but was calling them what I wanted to silly wrist-cutter. We kind of live in a perfect area, we are a tiny grassland but completely surrounded with forest and a lake 2 minutes away and even a mine close-by but one of the guys owns it and he has been AFK for like 2 months :/ Also most of the time there is a herd of spider cows and rams actually on the steps of my house.

[DracoSoul]

I knew their name but was calling them what I wanted to silly wrist-cutter. We kind of live in a perfect area, we are a tiny grassland but completely surrounded with forest and a lake 2 minutes away and even a mine close-by but one of the guys owns it and he has been AFK for like 2 months :/ Also most of the time there is a herd of spider cows and rams actually on the steps of my house.

I LIVE NEXT TO A LAKE WITH FISH

AND TREES

I'VE BEEN OVERSTUFFED SINCE YESTERDAY HOO AAAH

[Mario71]

lol fish.

I live off fancy breads and Ring of Brodgar.

[Chriz]

I knew their name but was calling them what I wanted to silly wrist-cutter. We kind of live in a perfect area, we are a tiny grassland but completely surrounded with forest and a lake 2 minutes away and even a mine close-by but one of the guys owns it and he has been AFK for like 2 months :/ Also most of the time there is a herd of spider cows and rams actually on the steps of my house.

now you're just doing this to sound cool, dumbass.

from now on i'm calling boars 'Sam Fisher Pigs' because those forgeters are dastardly.

also, Shaf told me you guys have metal, what kind and what quality?

lol fish.

I live off fancy breads and Ring of Brodgar.

NOW YOU WAKE UP. DAMN YOU!

[Mario71]

great, chriz thinks i'm going to kill him.

[shafin25]

great, chriz thinks i'm going to kill him.

Please refrain from posting any inappropriate content, violent grammar, or anything else similar or related. 

[Visage]

great, chriz thinks i'm going to kill him.

If you did kill him, you could take over the village, you could be LEADER. Your mother always told you you would never become a leader of a village, are you going to prove her wrong or sit idly by as a corrupt and selfish leader steps all over you? The voices tell you to kill, kill him and become KIIIIIIING!

[WRB852]

you are king, simbaaaaaaa!