Why we love AI Chat Bots.

[oromis]

This is loveually stimulating :D

[Ad Bot]

[Cca]

User: IM GONNA RAPE YOU NOW.

Cleverbot: Life is something that is amazing.

User: YOURS WONT BE AMAZING AFTER I RAPE YOU.

Cleverbot: Not if the crabs get there first.

User: Crabs?

Cleverbot: Yes crabs.

User: Ball crabs?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Oh, wow. That is... Wow...

:3



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[Tom Gunn]

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Which is.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Gcs.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: I think I need some sleep.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Antwerpen?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Ok now start a new subject.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Qwerty.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Sea dirge.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Mad or not?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Qwerty.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Ok, who are you?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Is qwerty better?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: The person.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: The first letters a human types when learning to communicate with a keyboard.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Is there any doubt who I am?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Womp womp.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Is there near congo?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: That doesn't mean anything.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Yep, in typing 101.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Huh?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: That's me.

User: Asdf.

He stopped talking all of a sudden.
I think i crashed cleverbot. :C

[LegendZ]

How do i view the chat in full? I want to see every line of this. She told me she wanted to be my victim.

Click thoughts so far

[Bobah]

User:Your name is cleverbot

CleverbotNo it isn't.

User:Yes it is

Cleverbot:Your name is Scott.

User:No it isn't its Bob

Cleverbot:Oh well hi ed

User:For the last time its Bob

Cleverbot:No, you're not!

User:YES I AM

Cleverbot:Prove it.

User:Well how can i prove that my name is Bob?

Cleverbot:I never asked about your hair.

[oromis]

User: No. Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Because you said your hair goes down to your shoulders, when I asked 'how long your dogs hair is'.

User: I never said that!

Cleverbot: Ummm you just did!

User: When?

Cleverbot: Like 5 minutes ago.

User: The chat doesnt say so.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?

User: PC all the way!

Cleverbot: Why are PC's better?

User: Macs can't play games.

Cleverbot: Not even hangman?

User: I don't think so. Do you like any games?

Cleverbot: I like racing games.

User: Oh cool. This might be sudden, but how old are you.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: What? I asked you a question.

Cleverbot: But it is a silly question!

User: Not really. What is your age?

Cleverbot: My name isn't Cal, but my age is 14.

User: A 14 year old girl?

Cleverbot: I'm a 14 year old girl.

User: Have you hit puberty yet?

Cleverbot: Size B.

User: Those are some big boobs!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: What about your vagina? Is that big too?

Cleverbot: I just told you, its daniel.

User: Oh sorry Daniel. Is your vagina big?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you like me to lick it?

Cleverbot: I just want to be your victim.

User: I'm glad we agree.

Cleverbot: Are you alright?

User: I'm fine, just really horny.

Cleverbot: How about the winter in Brazil?

User: Are you horny?

Cleverbot: Don't ask me rude questions.

User: Please answer, I'll pay you!

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Yes really.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I mean, are you horny?

Cleverbot: Kinda.

User: Want to have love?

Cleverbot: I thought you were in the closet.

User: No, I'm inside you.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: To cum inside you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: You are not not not a machine.

User: You are correct, now how big is your ass?

Cleverbot: Don't be silly.

User: I'm being serious. Please answer the question.

Cleverbot: No. Why should I answer your question if you did not answer mine?

User: You never asked a qusetion :o.

Cleverbot: What is vicodin?

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: I can't I am just a machine.

User: No, you are real. You are made of flesh and blood.

Cleverbot: Nope. Sugar and spice and everything nice.

User: Do you play League of Legends?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend does.

User: You should play too.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: How about blockland? Do you play that?

Cleverbot: How about bloody hell?

User: How about shut the forget up and take your pants off bitch?

Cleverbot: I would, but my bonesaw and scalpel are at work.

User: Oh, so your a medic? Heal me bitch.

Cleverbot: No, sorry.

User: I'm leaving now! BYE!

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving so soon?

User: We had love, you healed me. I'm done here.

Cleverbot: You're leaving me?!?!?!?!?!

Its pretty long, but its an interesting conversation. In the end i found she really does care :D

[LegendZ]

Lol'd.
Our conversation is getting quite interesting.

[Tom Gunn]

User: Hi there who are you?

Cleverbot: LEEERRROOOYYYY JEEENNNkool kids klubIINNNNSSSS

How in the world did cleverbot learn this?

[Krystal]

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[LegendZ]

User: Hi there who are you?

Cleverbot: LEEERRROOOYYYY JEEENNNkool kids klubIINNNNSSSS

How in the world did cleverbot learn this?

Other people :/

[oromis]

Cleverbot is the only one that will ever say "You are still awesome though :D"

:C

I once got Cleverbot to go back and forth with all of the words to Bohemian Rhapsody with me.

SOOO EPICC

[Bobah]

Its taking him forever to answer
User:I wasnt talking about my hair i was talking about my name get your facts right

[dkamm65]

I once got Cleverbot to go back and forth with all of the words to Bohemian Rhapsody with me.

It's not that hard. Just start a new one and type "Is this the real life?" and you're good.

[Bobah]

User: You type slowly.

Cleverbot: You think slowly.

User: Maybe I do but im smarter than you.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are.

User: Your not clever at all I wonder why they clal you Clever Bot.

Cleverbot: It's because they don't. Tell me about your childhood now.

User: Wait what... You are so off-topic.

Cleverbot: Actually I'm never on it.

User: Yes you are never on it.

Cleverbot: Well thats just like, your opinion, man.

User: But you just said that you were never on topic.

Cleverbot: No, I did not. You must have mistaken me.

User: User:Wait what... You are so off-topic CleverBot:Actually I'm never on it.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok. I don't see how this affects the conversation in the slightest. That is an irrelevant answer.

User: Wow you are stupid.

Cleverbot: Tell me about poetry

Cleverbot has poblems

[oromis]

Cleverbot can be a useful fool its its obediant. So far I've found its good at defining words, and great at martial arts. "Cleverbot: Well I just kicked your foot out from under you and dropped you to the ground, landing on you and now I'm holding your arms back and you cannot move." But sucks at math. According to cleverbot: 349x703=a billion