User: Pokemon.
Cleverbot: I like Pokemon.
User: What's your favorite Pokemon?
Cleverbot: My favorite Pokemon is Jolteon
User: I think Mightyena is better.
Cleverbot: No, Austria is inferior.
User: Austria is a country, dumbass.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: We're talking about Pokemon, not Austria.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Then why did you suddenly say, "No, Austria is inferior."?
Cleverbot: I didn't!
User: Do you have short-term memory loss?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is 2+2?
*5 seconds later, lol*
Cleverbot: 4.
User: I heard you like to play Blockland, correct?
Cleverbot: No, I don't. I like the band ABBA.
User: I'm talking about a game, not bands.
Cleverbot: Have you ever listened to 2112?
User: *sigh*
Cleverbot: You feel relieved to tell me that you're the pope?
User: I'm not the pope.
Cleverbot: I drew a picture of the pope.
User: Congratulations, you wasted 30 minutes of your life.
Cleverbot: And my reward?
User: A call from the IRC.
Cleverbot: Do you play video games?
User: Naw, I'm from 1776!
Cleverbot: I ask that thou lend me your power so we can return the worlds to it's true form!
User: I am not God.
Cleverbot: No, but you should listen.
User: MUDKIPZ
Cleverbot: What are mudkipz?
User: MUDKIPZ
Cleverbot: Ok thanks what should I do? They've closed everyting real down.
User: If they have closed everything real down, go kill yourself and come back to life.
Cleverbot: I don't use an Axe.
