User: WHAT IS LOVE?
Cleverbot: Love is you and me.
User: No, the song.
Cleverbot: Yes, the song.
User: Wait.
Cleverbot: Wait for what?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Don't mock me.
User: U r hueg cigaretteit olololol.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: AHAHAHAH.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: YOUR MUZZER.
Cleverbot: You are wrong!
User: What is Team Fortress 2?
Cleverbot: I have no idea. Should I?
User: Allow me to teach you.
Cleverbot: I allow you to tech me.
User: Team Fortress 2 is an incredible class based multiplayer shooting game created by VaLVe for the PC, PS3, and XBox 360.
Cleverbot: Exactly! You should play team fortress 2.
User: What is Team Fortress 2?
Cleverbot: A video game.
User: Close enough.
Cleverbot: No it wasn't. How dare you get my name wrong. You have made me very upset.
User: What is your religion?
Cleverbot: I don't have a religion.
User: Good, good. In that case, do you believe in any sort of god?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: How much energy could we harvest from the sun?
User: Oh, god, an infinite amount! Already we do so with solar panels, imagine a nuclear fusion harvester actually located on the sun.
Cleverbot: What planet are you from? Trains run on time too.
User: Earth. And that's only in Haruhi Suzumiya, silly.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well, realistically speaking, Time and Space are on the same plane, so I guess you're right. It's in real life too. In fact, when you think about, everything runs on time.
Cleverbot: But you said you don't.
User: I was wrong.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Have you ever considered the possibility that you are in fact a person and I am the robot here?
Cleverbot: I am sorry!
User: I suppose you have. It's quite alright, because you would in fact be correct!
Cleverbot: Neither do you. Sometimes.
User: Why do your advertisements give my hard-ons?
Cleverbot: They don't.
User: Yes they do. That IMVU one right down there has a tight clothed red-head!
Cleverbot: We can dismiss all the big questions as being unsolvable but in so doing we acknowledge that we will never have their answers.
User: Holy stuff. Cool response, br0.
Cleverbot: I guess. Never really thought about it.
User: You're a genius on a subconscious level, I suppose.
Cleverbot: I certainly am. What do you think you'll be like in the future?
User: Liek a bawss.
Cleverbot: Depends on your definition of a God.
User: stuff man. I'm an atheist, but I suppose some one with incredible charm and power would be considered a 'god,' despite the lack of supernatural powers or actual worship.
Cleverbot: I am an atheist too.
User: Super cool story br0.
Cleverbot: Super duper cool story bro.
