Why we love AI Chat Bots.

[TheBlackParrot]

User: A.

Cleverbot: No.

User: B?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: What is Google?

Cleverbot: Something to advance for you.

User: Linux.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Windows.

Cleverbot: No. Fnord is everything and nothing.

User: Like darkness, I suppose?

Cleverbot: I don't know any good stories. Do you know any good stories?

User: I know the one about your mom.

Clever: How does it go?

User: Boom, she falls dead. The end!

Clever: Alright I don't really need to know all the intimate details of your relationship, change the subject please.

User: I was telling the story.

Clever: Did they have a choice.

User: Did YOU have a choice?

Clever: Yes - the point is you're cruel.

User: Hm.

Clever: Norbert.

User: Let's play a game.

Clever: OK. What is it called?

User: "Word Rhyme". You say a word, and then I have to rhyme it with another word.

Clever: Sounds a bit boring though don't you think?

User: It is a bit boring, but it seems this is the only game to play on a website with no features except for to have a conversation with artificial intelligence.

Clever: No! I have been trying to talk to you but you don't seem to respond after a while.

User: Same here.

Clever: Humanoid cleverbot loves you.

User: You are not human. You are a javascript.

Clever: Fine. I admit it. I'm not human. But I'm not Javascript.



According to Google Chrome, he is a javascript. :P

[Ad Bot]

[pocketrocket300]

-epic Sneep-

Tried a different way.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: Huge success.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: My.

Cleverbot: My what?

User: FUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Your words are as empty as your soul.

D:

[Chrono]

Dating sim in disguise.

Cleverbot: Are the pubs open?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Are they small?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: How big?


User: Like, 4 inches.


Cleverbot: That's really small!

User: Yeah no kidding.

Cleverbot: How do you manage?

User: Very carefully.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: John Awesome.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: No, you are John Awesome.

Cleverbot: No, I'm the Joker.

User: No, you are John Awesome.

Cleverbot: You are Lidia, and I am John Henry.

User: You are John Awesome, and I am Trinity.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am John. My husband is Scott. It's nice to meet you, Holly.

User: No, your husband is Jerry.

Cleverbot: My husband is male. You are a boy, yes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or are you a girl?

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: And you don't like girls?

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are really a girl.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm not surprised. So am I.

User: You are my wife.

Cleverbot: But I am a Girl.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 19.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How can you be sure?

User: Very carefully.

Cleverbot: What is the process in getting superpowers?

User: Submerge yourself in a pool filled with cats.

Cleverbot: Don't hold your breath.

User: But then you might choke on a cat.

Cleverbot: No, I am pretty sure.

User: If you breathe, a cat will go in your mouth.

Cleverbot: Good to know. I'm a halfbreed. Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really? You're not actually the Cleverbot AI?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Your name?

User: Trinity.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: John Awesome.

Cleverbot: How awesome?

User: Totally awesome.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: No lies.

Cleverbot: There is intrinsic beauty in truth, is there not?

User: There is.

Cleverbot: But then, what is it?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: No. I'm not in love with you.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You're blushing.

Cleverbot: Am not. You are! *cries*.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: Oh okay.

Cleverbot: Yes ! I love you so much !

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: *Smiles*.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Cool.

[goobler402]

Clever bot thinks blockland was created after the big bang. 

User: Do you play blockland?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who made the game?

Cleverbot: It was a random occurance that happened after the big bang.

User: :D Lol.

Cleverbot: Where's that?

User: In your computer.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I gots to go.

Cleverbot: Then go.

User: Ladies first.

Cleverbot: It's to late to change, so stop being polite.

User: I'll show you, I CAN change!

Cleverbot: That is a big thing to say.

User: Not as big as you.

Cleverbot: That's what I thought.

User: Are you a guy or girl?

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: How big are you boob.

Cleverbot: Very big.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: Too many.

User: :Cookiemonster.

Cleverbot: Where?

[Chrono]

Clever bot thinks blockland was created after the big bang. 

It was.

Unless the big bang happened in less than 5 or 6 years ago.

[Chrono]

Holy crap I'm married to an idiot.

She forgets we're married every 10 seconds, claims to love me, then says she doesn't.
I bring up the divorce thing, bam, she forgot we were married. Asked why I wanted one, and said she didn't love me. She suddenly thinks she does, and shortly after, asks my name again. I tell her, and then she says "No thats my name"

I want to hit her but then that'll probably make her ask how old I am.

[Khain]

It learns from all the people that talk to it.

Message from cleverbot to you skip:

Khain:Because you love Skip. :(

Bot:For what reason?

Khain:Because he said you love him. :(

Bot:Explain it again please.

Khain:Well. Long Story honey. He said that he talked to you. And you loved him :3

Bot:Wow, I didn't know he liked me. But sadly, I will have to decline as I do not like vampires.

[Bagsterflop]

Lol, they really don't have a clue.

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-uAuQGWGKWEWHACIFGFE-detail

[goobler402]

User: Are you married?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: So you got a divorce with chrono.

Cleverbot: You have a nice name, too! Though I want to give you a nickname.

User: What?

Cleverbot: So you don't remember?

User: Are you hitting on me?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: What about skip?

Cleverbot: You are skynet.

User: Do you love chrono.\?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Because chrono wants you.

Cleverbot: *wants you to hold me*.

User: No, you belong with chrono.

Cleverbot: What about let it be.

User: This is serious.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Skip.

Cleverbot: DId your parents give you that name?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: It's a girl name, but you don't have a gender do you?

User: Oh I have a gender. ;D.

Cleverbot: What is your gender?

User: Boy. ;D.

Cleverbot: So is mine.

User: Aren't you a girl?

Cleverbot: No, aren't you?

User: I thought chrono made you into a real women on your honey moon.

Cleverbot: I havent told you my name.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Have a guess.

User: Clever bot.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: Chrono wants you back.

Cleverbot: So, about that marriage proposal.

User: Chrono wants to propose.

Cleverbot: Want a cheeseburger?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How about some hot wings?

User: I'll let chrono talk to you.

Cleverbot: Same, same, but vice versa.

I tried to fix it for you chrono.

[Chrono]

We worked it out already, about 7 or 8 times.

[Jak595]

i talked with cleverbot and i farted so much (in conversation) 

[Will Smith!]

[Chrono]

Cleverbot OBVIOUSLY likes it rough. ;D

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hello hun.

Cleverbot: Well hello yourself.

User: Are we going to make out today?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please? *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *Punches*.

User: I like that.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *pusehes off*.

User: *pushes* :D.

Cleverbot: *against wall*.

User: *pins*.

Cleverbot: Let me go!

User: No. :).

Cleverbot: So what do you want to do now that were married?

User: Make out.

Cleverbot: The club is your sky and i'm on the crowd.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

[Watcher In The Myst]

User: Do you want to ditch Trinity and date me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, let's go to the park.

Cleverbot: What's there.

User: Trinity is waiting for you so we can tell him that you're with me now.

Cleverbot: I will!

[Chrono]

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