Stranger: hello
You: I HAVE AN EIGHTY INCH richard
Stranger: thats amazing
Stranger: i have an 81 inch deep vagina
Stranger: we'd make such a team
You: lets do it
Stranger: sure
You: my eighty inch richard begins its journey into your eighty one inch vagina
Stranger: this has the makings of an epic
You: Captain's log day 1: ten inches in.
You: It's already dark and cold
You: my men are going hungry
You: if we don't find food soon we'll need to turn back
Stranger: in all honesty
Stranger: While I'd love to have all 80 inches of the vessell in
Stranger: i think id be more than terrified if any of the men made it alive all the way one
You: We'll just have to see, mm?
Stranger: haha, ok
You: Captain's log day 2: 23 inches in
Stranger: it's getting to be a tight squeeze
You: we found a grove of apple trees and my men feasted in their bountiful yield
Stranger: your men are starting to get cabin fever
You: Captain's log day 3: 34 inches in.
You: My little men, tired of being inside the vessel venture outside to explore and are never seen again
Stranger: and perished within the stormy waters
You: Captain's log day 4: 54 inches in.
Stranger: staying far far away from any egg-like structures as they sank to their deaths
Stranger: we shall write an elegy about their untimely deaths
You: Progress is hastened when a large open cavity was found, with narrowing far off on the horizon
You: we stop in this cavernous structure to relax and mourn the deaths of our fallen comrades
Stranger: the shrieks of their lost souls echo off of these cave walls
You: Captain's log day 6: 67 inches in.
You: Progress is slow, mass depression and disheartedness set in.
You: A rousing speech by the captain is given, promising the light at the end of the tunnel
You: Captain's log day 7: 78 inches in.
You: The end is in sight
You: Captain's log day 8: 80 inches in
Stranger: morale is up
You: We notice that our vessel cannot reach the outer limits of this tunnel
You: Moral divebombs.
You: mass Self Delete ensues.
You: One of my brave men, despite our reccomendations otherwise, takes a flying leap off the front of the vessel due to the sheer ecstasy and excitement of the moment
You: He reached the end of journey.
You: With pride the vessel backs out of the long cavern
You: we will never forget our journey
