Being suspedned from school, for the stupidest thing?

[Marcem]

ITT: people lie to look cool.

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[XaMMaX211]

today me and my friend were joking around when we had to copy down what the teacher was writing, and I pretend to sneeze and wiggle my pencil between my fingers(no not fap) and she thinks im not writing that down and she gives me the paper to copy. she didnt even look at my paper.

fake sneezes = teachers angry queef-es

wait what

[Messes]

ITT: people lie to look cool.

Not me :/ They even put a new rule in our handbooks that says no items can be dropped from stairs.

[Jetlok]

wait what

pretend to sneeze, teacher gets mad, thinks I not copying down whatever, make me copy down when I already copied down.

[comr4de]

lol

lol cy fair ISD

[Colten]

One time I was late to class and I got a detention.
I didnt go to it and never got in trouble.

One time I gave gum to my friend in French class (Were allowed to chew gum in my school - In fact they even sell it) and I got a detention.
I didnt go to it and never got in trouble.

[Zephyrs]

I haven't gotten suspended yet. I'm a good boy.

[Daedalus]

So Just now I received a letter from my school saying I'm suspended from 3/28/10-

3/32/10.

Perhaps you mean 4/1/10?
OH forget, THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS DAY PRANK

[Kobewarrior]

To tell you the truth, I was the guy who spilled milk on your food.
Nah,
Do you need a sword or somewhat to stop that one kid? While I run away in case something happens.
But seriously, they sound like suck whores.


EDIT: STORY TIEM!

Alright, when I was in 5th grade; this kid kept punching me in the back while I was eating. I told him to stop being a jackass and the two Korean kids in front of me gave me a high-five. Then, my friend asked a question that was: "If you got beat up by a pro wrestler, what would you do?"
  The kid who was punching me said he would kick the pro wrestler's ass. But, a few days back; I knee'd the kid and he started crying. So he tried to sound tough. I told the other guys, and guess what? The kid was punching me in the chest. I told him he was an starfish and he started crying.
  Then 'I' get in trouble for making a kid cry... The flip?

EDITpoo: I also voted for "Yours." :P

[Moybus]

woh

I dont ge- OOOOOOOOH

[Private McDoggy]

One time in school I shot a kid in the foot.

[Moybus]

One time I pissed behind my school's gym and got in trouble. (Hardly)

Worst thing I've ever done.

[yoemex]

Never got suspended and i used to do alot of bad stuff 

[Makingblah]

I'm currently on a 2 week holiday plus a 2 day suspension after it ends.

Motherforgeters.

[Smeeble]

One time in school I shot a kid in the foot.

One time I planted bombs in everyone's lockers and brung ninja stuff so I could assassinate everyone because everyone knows people like being wanna-be ninjas and using the word "assassinate" all the time.