Being suspedned from school, for the stupidest thing?

[Molasses]

I got suspended twice for the stupidest stuff. Guess what I did... I punched my desk.

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[Niven]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2JRz8kzmZY

[JakDaStripR]

I once pretended to spaz out in class, and now I'm getting a test for seisures soon.
WTF!?

[Comatose]

One time I walked into the bathroom, and some kid was going, "Weeeee!" and pissing all over the floor. I just backed out slowly before I got pissed on.

[MunkeyCheez]

Story 1.
At school, there is this supply teacher called Mr.O (not telling the rest of the surname).
People were talking because our teacher told us to discuss about the battle of Bosworth. A min or two later he says he needs to go to the bank and this supply teacher comes in. He shouts "STOP THE CHATTER!!!" So loud I jumped out of my chair i fell of it and gave me a break time detention. I was saved by this woman who I have anger managment lessons with.
Story 2.
There is this supply teacher we call miss headchog. she is so horrible i think she hates me more than I hate her. Reason? I did nothing just reading when we were ment to.

[mariofan09]

I cussed in class one time (rules are tight at my school) and got sent to the office teacher hands me the paper and tells me to go there. instead i threw away the paper and hung out in the bathroom until the period was over then went on with my day as usual. next day when i got back to class the teacher asked me what they did and i said they put me in iss for the rest of the day 

[Hawkclaw]

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In 4th grade, we were doing a science experiment on energy. We were to drop a rock in a box of sand, and record some stuff about it. I forget why, but I got mad at someone, and sat down on the floor. I was bouncing one of the rocks on the floor, when it bounced oddly and rolled over to the person I got mad at's shoe. She then was all like "OGM MRS.TEACHER HE THREW A ROCK AT MEH FEAC!" So the teacher asked me what happened, so I told her that I had bounced one of the rocks on the floor and it rolled over to her shoe. She then thought I was wasn't telling the truth, and sent me to the prinicipal's office, although I was confused because I didn't know that she thought I was telling a lie, so I was surprised when the principal thought I had thrown a rock across the room and hit someone in the eye. The principal didn't believe me either, so I had detention for a day. >:C
Crap, I hate it when I rhyme, it isn't a fun time.U c wut I did thar?

[Qwepir]

Once, a friend of mine laughed at me when I dropped my lunch, so I went up and poured marinara sauce on his head. All I had to do was push in chairs after lunch. Totally worth it.

[Comatose]

During a fire drill, one of my friends from another class fell on to his knees. We all thought nothing of it. Suddenly, about two minutes later, he faints. He suffered from fatigue and it scared the stuff out of me that he just basically fainted in the middle of a fire drill.

[Lil Robot]

woh

He will never get unsuspended :o

[ShadowsfeaR]

My first suspention (and only, this was during 6th grade):

I brought my Halo 3 booklet thing that comes in all the Halo 3 games and I was showin everyone of my friends it. So I got stupid and stuck it in my pants, took it out and chased ppl. I was chasing this one girl and she told me to stop. I did, until one of the other kids dared me to chase her again. I was a dumbstuff and did. She snitched and I got sent to the big P (who everyone says is gay and molests small boys). I got suspended foar one dai. I could do anything that day except watch TV and I was sad faec. :C

[goobler402]

In 4th grade, we were doing a science experiment on energy. We were to drop a rock in a box of sand, and record some stuff about it. I forget why, but I got mad at someone, and sat down on the floor. I was bouncing one of the rocks on the floor, when it bounced oddly and rolled over to the person I got mad at's shoe. She then was all like "OGM MRS.TEACHER HE THREW A ROCK AT MEH FEAC!" So the teacher asked me what happened, so I told her that I had bounced one of the rocks on the floor and it rolled over to her shoe. She then thought I was wasn't telling the truth, and sent me to the prinicipal's office, although I was confused because I didn't know that she thought I was telling a lie, so I was surprised when the principal thought I had thrown a rock across the room and hit someone in the eye. The principal didn't believe me either, so I had detention for a day. >:C
Crap, I hate it when I rhyme, it isn't a fun time.U c wut I did thar?

Well it's a good thing that I'm friendly and trustworthy with the dean of my school and teachers, or they would think i'm always lying like in my elementary schools.
But i remember an incident like the one above in elementary school.
I was sitting down with my friends at lunch, some enemies nearby.
Me and my friends were making jokes about inapropiate crap that 3rd graders shoudn't know about. So we were talking, then from the other end of table, someone screamed "CUNT!". Then a bunch of people start pointing their fingers at me.I was sent to the office after a short argument with a lunch lady. I tried to tell the assistant principal that i didn't say "cunt", but she didn't believe me and my mom was called in, the rest was history.

[Niven]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2JRz8kzmZY

[Moybus]

I got suspended for making a youtube video in my schools lunchroom.

You're lying! There is no way a person could do something so terrible. You should have been expelled.

[Space Ninja]

I am laughing my head off.
It was not me but there are these kid that HATE each other so one day the one with anger problems decided to pick a fight with the other kid. But like most of the fights it gets heated and some has to pull them apart before someone gets hurt. Sadly the kid with anger problems was already crying and drooling like a rabid animal. When the teacher trys to bring the apart she gets scratched. So his bro comes and gets him because he is the only one who can control him. The dude got detention.