Author Topic: Wonka bars have golden tickets  (Read 1372 times)

Holy loving stuff.

Ten tickets win a "trip around the world" with "3 of their most exceptional friends."

Damn.

You get nothing.


Good day to you, sir.



I'm a poor orphan boy with an English accent who lives in a slanted wooden house though, how will I ever get a ticket?

I'm a poor orphan boy with an English accent who lives in a slanted wooden house though, how will I ever get a ticket?
Join a band of pickpocketing English children. Psh, I'm suprised you didn't know to do that.


10 Tickets? God. Thats aot

I once found a Golden Ticket in my Wonka bar. But it said claim the prize at yo mamma's house.  :panda: The bar tasted good though.

I accidently ate my golden ticket once, but this was when they were only cosmetic.

The bars extra sweet

 Don't need it, I just came back from a trip around the world. *Trollface*

Don't worry charlie, you've still got the chocolate...