Author Topic: Jokes, anyone?  (Read 4558 times)

Noob: What does BRB mean?

Guy: Be right back.

Noob: NO WAIT! TELL ME FIRST!

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STFU!

4 women with their own child are with a psycologist. They are talking about the psycologist about their problems, and then the doctor discusses with them the names of all their children.

He says to the first woman: "Shelby, you are obssesed with food, as it shows in your naming of your daughter, Candy."

He says to the second woman: "Cindy, you are obssesed with alcohol, as it shows in the naming of your daughter, Brandy."

He says to the third woman: "Cherryl, you are obssesed with money, as shown in the naming of your daughter, Penny."

Before he gets to the fourth woman, she says to her son richard, "Honey, lets get forget our problems and go get an ice cream." If you don't get the pun, you need to read more carefully.

There are three girls and their moms.
The first girl asks her mom "Mommy, why did you name me Sunny?"
Her mom replies "Because a sunflower fell on your head when you were born."
The second girl asks her mom "Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?"
Her mom replies "Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born.
The third girl says "AUGHFLDLFDLASDSADAD"
Her mom replies "Shut the forget up, Cinderblock."

There are three girls and their moms.
The first girl asks her mom "Mommy, why did you name me Sunny?"
Her mom replies "Because a sunflower fell on your head when you were born."
The second girl asks her mom "Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?"
Her mom replies "Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born.
The third girl says "AUGHFLDLFDLASDSADAD"
Her mom replies "Shut the forget up, Cinderblock."
ROFL


What did Adam say to Eve before the first time they had love?





Stand Back! I don't know how big this thing gets!

What did Adam say to Eve before the first time they had love?





Stand Back! I don't know how big this thing gets!

Where's the pun?

There were two white guys and they were surrounded by black people and one says to the other "Wanna hear a black joke?"

What did Adam say to Eve before the first time they had love?


Stand Back! I don't know how big this thing gets!


 Ah, you got me good.

So there's this Mexican, this Itallian, and this Chinese guy, and they're all throwing stuff they have alot in their country off a cliff. The Itallian guy throws off some cheese, "Alot of chese in my country." the Mexican throws off some beans. "Plenty of beans in Mexico." Chinese guy throws off rice. "Alot of rice in my country." Then an American guy walks along and asks "What are you doing?" The Chinese guy says "We're throwing what we have alot of in our country off this cliff." so the american guy pushes the mexican guy off the cliff and says "Plenty of them in my country".

Q: What do you call three white people pushing a car up a hill?
A: White power

So there's this Mexican, this Itallian, and this Chinese guy, and they're all throwing stuff they have alot in their country off a cliff. The Itallian guy throws off some cheese, "Alot of chese in my country." the Mexican throws off some beans. "Plenty of beans in Mexico." Chinese guy throws off rice. "Alot of rice in my country." Then an American guy walks along and asks "What are you doing?" The Chinese guy says "We're throwing what we have alot of in our country off this cliff." so the american guy pushes the mexican guy off the cliff and says "Plenty of them in my country".

 The plane version of that came first. Accept the plane was falling because it was too heavy, and they had to make it lighter so they throw away things that are most of in their country.


Q: What do you call three black people pushing a car up a hill?
A: Black power