Oh deer!
Hurr.
D'hoes?
Noone wants to date a guy who killed a dear, looks like you'll have to go stag.
Booooooo! *Throws can*
I WILL KICK YOUR TEETH IN
Mmmmmmh, Deer meatDEER PUNS!
That's no pun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vjdEfxjX8