Author Topic: Easter.  (Read 2021 times)

Post about easter/what you want and stuff.

I hope everyone is on drugs again like Christmas.  :cookieMonster:


Seriously, everyone in my family was. :o


Why the hell do children get presents on Easter?

Why the hell do children get presents on Easter?
And where the forget?

When the forget is easter, anyway? They've been advertising and selling easter stuff for a month and I've never seen the date it's on in a calendar, nor have I heard anyone say when it is.

Why the hell do children get presents on Easter?
Because that's what Jesus did after he rose out of his grave. Right before WWII, but shortly after the collapse of the Norwegian Empire.

When the forget is easter, anyway? They've been advertising and selling easter stuff for a month and I've never seen the date it's on in a calendar, nor have I heard anyone say when it is.
Sunday.

Easter Sunday.

Dur.....

"Easter, the day Jesus rose from the dead! What should we do?"

"How 'bout eggs?"

"What does that have to do with Jesus?"

"Alright, we'll hide 'em."

"I don't follow your logic..."

"Don't worry, there's a bunny."


I love Jim Gaffigan.

When the forget is easter, anyway? They've been advertising and selling easter stuff for a month and I've never seen the date it's on in a calendar, nor have I heard anyone say when it is.
Haha, I remember seeing Christmas stuff sell even before Halloween.

The stores just want to sell more holiday related things as long as they can for more money.

Haha, I remember seeing Christmas stuff sell even before Halloween.
I just saw a Christmas commercial.  :cookieMonster:

Sunday

Easter Sunday.

Dur.....

I mean, what motherloving goddamned loving number? Jesus loving christ, you guys are such loving dumb motherforgeters.

I mean, what motherloving goddamned loving number? Jesus loving christ, you guys are such loving dumb motherforgeters.
It's hard to think when you got 10 feet snow per motherforgeter.

I mean, what motherloving goddamned loving number? Jesus loving christ, you guys are such loving dumb motherforgeters.
4th

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What the forget kind of dumb motherloving day is that to have a loving goddamned holiday on?

God damn, what dumb motherloving motherforgeter made this loving stuffty motherloving holiday?
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 03:49:09 PM by Snaffle J. Bean »

What the forget kind of dumb motherloving day is that to have a loving goddamned holiday on?

God damn, what dumb motherloving made this loving stuffty motherloving holiday?

Christians.
 :cookieMonster: