Why the hell do children get presents on Easter?
When the forget is easter, anyway? They've been advertising and selling easter stuff for a month and I've never seen the date it's on in a calendar, nor have I heard anyone say when it is.
Haha, I remember seeing Christmas stuff sell even before Halloween.
SundayEaster Sunday.Dur.....
I mean, what motherloving goddamned loving number? Jesus loving christ, you guys are such loving dumb motherforgeters.
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What the forget kind of dumb motherloving day is that to have a loving goddamned holiday on?God damn, what dumb motherloving made this loving stuffty motherloving holiday?