Sammich recipes.

[Niblic]

// LOADING SAMMICH.TXT..
Ingredients:
2 lb of liquid uranium
4 slices of black monolith blocks
2/5 cup of supercritical fluid
5 .303 inch (7.7 mm) centrefire, FMJ  rimmed ammunition
2 cups of half-lifed
7 gallons of liquid glass
4 duck-shaped chisels
4/5 dead ducks
6 urine collected from cats.

[Ad Bot]

[Dippindots]

Warm bread + spicy turkey meat(or any other meat) + thinly sliced veggies (pepper, tomato, onion) + Dip's secret sauce = deliciousness.

[Tingalz]

The Cheese and Meat Artery-Clogger

Any type of toasted will be fine

Put on ingredients in this order:
3 slices of bologna
6 slices of salami
3 slices of any lunch meat (i.e. Turkey or Ham)
2 slices of pastrami
One sausage, cut up and slices spread around sandwich
Sprinkled Mozzarella cheese
Sprinkled American(Yellow) cheese

Then microwave for 1 minute to melt cheese.

Changed some stuff.

[snot2]

Really? I wonder what else you don't like. C'mon, that's like liking a lady without peanut butter on it.

i dont like eating bread with cold butter on it :c

i eat rolls and baguettes dry also

[GenaralSkar]

Sammich. Ask girlfriend/wife to make you sammich. What you get is what you get.
Bread
Ham
Cheese
Ketchup
Bread

It taste good to me.

[Volko]

My personal favorite:

A Toasted Sammich
Toasted bread
Melted Cheese
Bacon


Yummeh.

[JD]

Don't Eat The Whole Thing

-EVERYTHING IN YOUR loving FRIDGE MOTHERforgetER >U
-PUT IT INBETWEEN BREAD MOTHERforgetER >U
-EAT IT MOTHERforgetER EAT IT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER EATEN BEFORE >U

I am obviously kidding don't try this at home unless you're as fat as me

[MaestroJoe]

Don't Eat The Whole Thing

-EVERYTHING IN YOUR loving FRIDGE MOTHERforgetER >U
-PUT IT INBETWEEN BREAD MOTHERforgetER >U
-EAT IT MOTHERforgetER EAT IT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER EATEN BEFORE >U

I am obviously kidding don't try this at home unless you're as fat as me

xD



Cheese Sammich

get Chesse20
Rip his head off
Then chop his head into little chunks,
place 20 small chunks onto the bread

Enjoy!

[Sirrus]

i dont like putting butter on the bread

I only butter the bread when it's toasted.

[sir dooble]

Two slices of Bread (Whatever type you fancy)
Butter/Margarine (optional)
Peanut-Butter (Smooth or Crunchy, whichever you want)
Cream cheese.


Get your two slices of bread, and lay them down.
Butter both pieces of bread. (Optional)
Spread your choice of Peanut-Butter evenly on one slice of bread.
Spread your Cream cheese on the second slice of bread.
Pick up one slice of bread, and place gently and evenly on the other piece, ensuring that the two sides of the slices that had Peanut-Butter/Cream Cheese were spread on, are facing each other.
Place your full sandwhich down.
Cut your sandwhich in half, either diagonally or horizontally. (Optional)
Consume, and question why your Mother/Wife was not in the Kitchen to make it for you.

[Muzzles56]

Women + kitchen= sandwich

[Volko]

Women + kitchen= sandwich

QFT.

[betababy]

Toasted peanut butter sammich

Put peanut butter in bread then toast it.
Or have the house maid make it for you

[?]

2 Slices of Buttered bread
Peanut butter
4 banana slices
Cooked on a skillet

[?]

Toasted peanut butter sammich

Put peanut butter in bread then toast it.

How in the world do you stuff peanut butter into bread?
Double toast!