Author Topic: Bad habits?  (Read 2445 times)

I'm on these forums too much.

Biting my lower lip.



I procrastinate just so I can agitate the part of myself that actually wants to get some work done so my inner child can live forever. I feel that keeping your inner child alive is an important part of life. Because without fun life would not be worth living. But then again "fun" is just what we as humans consider to be whatever we individually think is a positive stimulation to ourselves. Causing laughter and what we call "happiness" which can be considered the same thing. One person could sit on a cold, hard, stone bench and enjoy it, while another person might hate stone benches. We all have differences that set us apart, some like the rain but others like the sun, some like trees while others prefer buildings, and a lot of people like to dance while a fairly good portion of people like to sing instead. The differences are endless, odds are that if you find someone who is exactly the same as you (thought wise) it is a dream. The only fair way we can ever differentiate from each other is through thoughts, feelings, and characteristics. The color of our skin, hair, or eyes mean nothing when compared with one another, sure you can then differentiate people easily using your eyes, but it still comes nowhere near the differences that arise between people and their feelings. But in a way, while our feelings may be the one thing that separates everyone from one another, it is also the only thing that can bring us together, forever in spiritual harmony....

Also, I piss on dead birds.

Deep bro. Deep.

I have an addiction to fire.

Seriously, procrastination.

I always go "Oh I'll just do this in the morning (play games sleep)"

7:20 AM "forget NO TIME TO DO THE WORK ah well I'll do it during history"

12:20 PM history is over "forget I was busy paying attention! I'll do it during lunch."

12:59 PM lunch is three seconds from over "Yes I did my work! (bell rings) forget I cant get dessert :( "

I bite dead skin (But sometimes not dead, but seemingly dead) off my lower lip. It does help me play the French Horn in band, though.


I eat raw eggs with raw bacon and jump around like Mario saying "It's time for happy fun time!"

I chew my nails down like a motherforgeter.
Without any milk.


Explain how this is done.
Stand up and announce you're going to masturbate.

...it is also the only thing that can bring us together, forever in spiritual harmony....




HARMONY HARMONY OOOOOOOOOH LOVE
ALWAAAAAAAAYS
I WANNA BE WIIIIIIIIITH YOU

Explain how this is done.
I just stare at the nearest chick and rub  :cookieMonster:

Stand up and announce you're going to masturbate.
"And so if you multiply the x vari-"

"Everyone, I'm about to masturbate, do not panic."

"Kevin go to the office right now."

"SHUSH DO NOT INTERRUPT ME!"