What Doe's he say to his girlfriend that he doesn't need? NOTHING! (Locked)

[Sandvich]

I bet your 'brother' is actually you.

I'm sticking with this.

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[wolfbreeze]

If a fourth grader wanted a girlfriend in my old school, he would just have to be on the winning team for a game of kickball during gym class.

[ruiner369]

I'm 15 and I'm still shaky on whether or not I want to bother with a girlfriend at this stage in my life. Besides, what the heck does he think a "girlfriend" is at that age? Holding hands? Or you probably come from a place where they actually are at the age of nine.

Damn, when I was nine I didn't even know what a boner was, let alone how to wield it.

He think a girlfriend is a little more than friends, hanging out, talking...I'm like 'Dude ask her to be your friend if that's what a girlfriend is. You idiot.' They also occasionally give each other stuff. Like candy. Awkward......

[ruiner369]

I bet your friend's 'brother' is actually your friend's 'brother'.

Do you really think I would lie like that? Yes. Well get out.

[ruiner369]

Tripa Poast Toast. 

[Sirrus]

hanging out, talking...

Yeah, that's pretty much the definition of a friend. Ask him what he thinks a regular friend is.

[Caution]

Tripa Poast Toast. 

friend, did you really just post so you could say you posted three times in a row?

[ruiner369]

If a fourth grader wanted a girlfriend in my old school, he would just have to be on the winning team for a game of kickball during gym class.

I bet it was easy to do that.

It's so much 'Harder' now, you have to (The kid told me, at least) like....be....sporty. Well....I got confused on it. It's complicated. Like....sporty, mixed with nice boy.....mixed with bad boy. [XD] So......I guess it is hard. Because how can you be nice and bad at once? Unless you are bad to teh teacha and nice to teh girl, or the other way around. How I got mine was just going through puberty, and being the 3rd smartest in the class (Maybe 2nd or 1st, don't remember, and don't care). She asked me out at least 30 times and the only answer was no. This was in 3rd grade, then in 4th I took a liking into her. Said yes, dumped me the next week. The Girltard.

[ruiner369]

Yeah, that's pretty much the definition of a friend. Ask him what he thinks a regular friend is.

Okayz.

EDIT: He said a friend is someone who helps that person on homework and stuff. This kid is in a strange school.

[ruiner369]

friend, did you really just post so you could say you posted three times in a row?

Tripa Poast Toast Repeat
Yus.
Tripa Poast Toast Repeat

[Sirrus]

and being the 3rd smartest in the class (Maybe 2nd or 1st, don't remember, and don't care).

Please.

Intelligence is not measured in how you do grades wise, and it's hard to quantitatively measure intelligence in a school setting unless your entire class took an IQ test. It'd be foolish to say otherwise.

[Retz]

Please.

Intelligence is not measured in how you do grades wise, and it's hard to quantitatively measure intelligence otherwise in a school setting unless your entire class took an IQ test. It'd be foolish to say otherwise.

I hate when people say they are smart because they get good grades.

[ruiner369]

I hate when people say they are smart because they get good grades.

I know right? In my old school it was all 'Me got A+! Me got GF!' or 'Me got A+! Me mommyz happa!'

I was just like 'Chill, it's just a grade.' I only had to get 2 A+s for a gf, and I was ticked that that was one of the reasons. I just wish those little 4th grade brags would stop. Too late now, I'm not in elementary any more. Meh Teh Grown Man. More like teen. New Sig here I come!

[Squiggles]

First Become friends with her. Then get to know here Very well. Once you get to know her say hey umm i kinda like you but more than just a friend.

Make sure you have atleast 20% in common with her.

Thats how i started entrepreneur in

[Kilser]

say heh wanna try out Manet condoms but yes Ur brother is probably you