What Doe's he say to his girlfriend that he doesn't need? NOTHING! (Locked)

[InvalidUniverse]

Tell him to wait until High School at least.

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[ruiner369]

say heh wanna try out Manet condoms but yes Ur brother is probably you

Dude get out. Also it's my friend's brother, not mine. I do have a brother, yes, but I'm not him. Good luck with your theory.

[Squiggles]

Or instead ask her this

Him: Hey wanna see my pet snake. Follow me into the stallroom

Her: Mmm daddy *kitty noise*

Him: Booyakasha

[pocketrocket300]

Your story is paradoxial because we all know that by the Axiom of Age: All children younger than middle school beleive that girls have cooties, therefore contridicting the statement.

[ruiner369]

Your story is paradoxial because we all know that by the Axiom of Age: All children younger than middle school beleive that girls have cooties, therefore contridicting the statement.

You are quite wrong, sir. Don't you mean....under the 2nd grade? Yus, yus, I think you meant that. I need proof also, my kind sir.



Off-topic in the Off-topic: I read a magazine with the front cover saying with a picture with a guy in a gas mask and some vial and an army uniform: Cooties are real!

I was like: Fake. Read it. Gay. handicapped. Fake. Fake. Fraud.

[Madmitten]

say she has nice hair
then walk away

[Rookie]

say she has nice hair
then walk away

Drake and Josh.

HURRRRRRRRR

[ruiner369]

Drake and Josh.

HURRRRRRRRR

Drake and Josh.

GAYYYYYYYYY

[Squiggles]

One word you will have to be 15 yr+ to get what i mean

PINCH

[ruiner369]

New Strategy: Make friends with your 'love'. Get close to her, not literally (Or she will think you have problems), and make sure you have at least 30-40% things in common. Ask her out soon, and your set

[Squiggles]

Get close. Get personal. GET CRAZEH!!!

[Sirrus]

One word you will have to be 15 yr+ to get what i mean

PINCH

First of all, you're 14, or at least that's what your profile says. I also have no idea what the hell you're talking about, so you are both posing, being handicapped, and talking about stuff that no one knows about all in sixteen words.

[Squiggles]

 if you go to my post research i say i known the ins and outs since i was 9 i know what it means.....Pinching them in a certian place

[comr4de]

4th graders don't need girl friends.

[Rookie]

Drake and Josh.

GAYYYYYYYYY

True dat