What Doe's he say to his girlfriend that he doesn't need? NOTHING! (Locked)

[Jetlok]

Drake and Josh.

GAYYYYYYYYY

haha you want to fit in so bad

[Ad Bot]

[LordCutlerBeckett]

haha you want to fit in so bad

So, didja hear 'bout guv'na getting fiar'd?

[Jetlok]

So, didja hear 'bout guv'na getting fiar'd?

huh

[Kevin]

stick it in her pooper

[Mr.LoLHaX]

stick it in her pooper

Beat me to it.

But seriously, we need to go to the logic calculator.

~Calculating~

Outcome 1: You are a lonely 72 year old virgin wanting to get back into the game and you ask the interwebs.

Outcome 2: Your brother is going to be a 8th Grade Man-Whore.

Outcome 3: Your parents are lazy bums that don't want to care about their childrens lives.

Outcome 4: This is a made up story for attention.

Outcome 5: You have to go to a "How to Not use emoticons every other sentence" Class.

Outcome 6: You're serious.

[CapTMeaT]

Tell your brother to cunt punt her.
chicks dig that

[Mr.LoLHaX]

Tell your brother to cunt punt her.
chicks dig that

Lol'd.

[ryu hayabusa]

Ask her if the curtains match the carpet 

[ruiner369]

Ask her if the curtains match the carpet 

lolwut.

~Calculating~

Outcome 1: You are a lonely 72 year old virgin wanting to get back into the game and you ask the interwebs.

Outcome 2: Your brother is going to be a 8th Grade Man-Whore.

Outcome 3: Your parents are lazy bums that don't want to care about their childrens lives.

Outcome 4: This is a made up story for attention.

Outcome 5: You have to go to a "How to Not use emoticons every other sentence" Class.

Outcome 6: You're serious.

Every bolded is correct. Every strike is not. There you go.

[Rughugger]

4th graders don't need girl friends.

This.

[DracoSoul]

Ask her if the curtains match the carpet 

It's "I hope the carpet matches the drapes"

[Frenchfrie]

My friend's little brother is in 4th grade. He doesn't have a girlfriend....yet. And he want's to know what to say to her without embarrassing himself. He's pretty good at that. So...help? He said he'd give me 15 bucks for it. XD. I told him he needed to pay tax for blockland. He was like: 'OMG WHY?!??!!?' I told him the tax was only 1 buck and he said 'OMG' again. XD. Help?


REWARD FOR HEAD OF CHILD FOR HEAD OF GIRLFRIEND:    x 99999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999

Avtar stealer!!!

[General Nick]

Ohai. Wanna go out? Okay, first off saying anything near "o hai" in real life makes you look like a tool. No.
 Hey...do you like me? This is something you'd do if both of you were the subject of gossip.
 I like you. A little creepy.
 Want to be friends? This is a good option because you start out calmly, but BEWARE, THIS MAY LEAD TO THE FRIEND ZONE.
 U R Pretty. ( XD ) No. forget off.

Assuming you're still like under 12 years of age OP you shouldn't do anything.

[TMAN7676]

wat
WAT
WAT
WAT!
Wat is girlfriend?

[Ephialtes]

Holy stuff, beat me to it.
forget you and your fourth grade brother that wants a girlfriend.

Yeah lets get irrationally angry about it and swear at people. You need to calm down.