Fleet [Caek]

[Terror]

Lies.

[Ad Bot]

[yuki]

STORY:
One day, Blockhead (pre-StoreClerk) was wandering about the Celestial Dream map See, he was looking for the moon. Eventually he found it, but he was too lateA person called StoreClerk already marked his name as the first person to reach the moonSo, Blockhead found this StoreClerk and murdered him, he then took his identity.....
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TRUTH:
he got his name from rpg server >.> <.<

[StoreClerk]

*Message Begin* This message is probably late. We landed in a black hole in the middle of your galaxy. Go figure. We have to navigate back to your dimension. *Message End&

[Spation]

Message end and what?

PS, your navigator smucks.

[StoreClerk]

*Mesage Begin* We have died. We saw our death in the future and sent to this. Goodbye forever *Message End*

[StoreClerk]

*Message Begin* It seems we did not die, but rather evolved into people with square-shaped heads. It is confusing, but we are on a new course headed to Earth. *Message End*

[tails]

HUZZAR

[Ladios]

*scientist takes off head phones*
GENERAL!
We have just recieved direct audio confirmation!
They ARE coming!
We must join them to save our planet!
Scilence, you fool!
*General shoots the scientist*
Launch the nukes!

to be continued....

[yuki]

DON'T WORRY: The YGSF will pwn their army before they reach us.

[StoreClerk]

*Message Begin* We are now trying to get past an asteroid belt in your solar system. Here is a very detailed representation of our voyage: *Message End*

[TheFireyPhoenix]

lol.

[yuki]

Here's a picture of our railgun's targeting system:

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[Ladios]

Sir!
the fleet is now passing through the asteroid belt!
they will be arriving shortly!
Damn...
Commander?
Yes sir?
Are the nukes ready to launch?
Sorry sir,
it seems there has been a mishap at the launch site.
What happened?
The scientist that you shot blew it up....
WTF?!?!?

else where....

*pant* argh..
im too old to be doing this,
but it is the only way to save the planet...
...
i must contact the fleet and warn them!

to be continued...

[FlyGuy45]

Please use color, it improves your grammar.

[Ladios]

sarcasm?
'cause if it is then im gonna ignore it like i do all grammar-related statements