joke

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a teen brings home his girlfriend...
at night she says tomato means faster, buns means good, and lettuce means slower...
during the night  his little brother hears it "lettuce tomato buns lettuce tomato buns"
in the morning he says "you guys your sandwich making got me covered with mayonaise



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[Dnitro]

inb4topicmove

[PowerDag]

I know this love joke. It's old and unfunny.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

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Ew.

[goobler402]

This joke sucks.

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[A.R.C.]

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad!

[cooldawson3]

seen it a million times...

[Dodger]

Heres a possible better one:

So a guy tells his friend that he has found the secret way for perfect foolproof lovemaking. He says to his friend that he was always getting tired easily, so he tells the friend that he has love, waits 30 minutes then has love again during the night, and repeats this a couple times till he and his wife are satisfied. The friend decides to do this also with his wife Tuesday night, so he has love with her, sleeps, wakes up and has love with her, sleeps, wakes up and has love with her, and then goes to sleep. He then wakes up in the morning, seeing as he slept in as the clock says 8:30 AM, and he is supposed to be at work 7:00AM. As he arrives, he apoligizes to his boss about being late, and then the boss says, "Where the hell were you Wensday and Thursday?"

[manofthefuture]

this joke made no sence i couldn't understand it!!!!
did your little brother make this?

[manofthefuture]

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad!

thats right feel disapouintment in your horrible unfunny joke!!!

[manofthefuture]

Heres a possible better one:

So a guy tells his friend that he has found the secret way for perfect foolproof lovemaking. He says to his friend that he was always getting tired easily, so he tells the friend that he has love, waits 30 minutes then has love again during the night, and repeats this a couple times till he and his wife are satisfied. The friend decides to do this also with his wife Tuesday night, so he has love with her, sleeps, wakes up and has love with her, sleeps, wakes up and has love with her, and then goes to sleep. He then wakes up in the morning, seeing as he slept in as the clock says 8:30 AM, and he is supposed to be at work 7:00AM. As he arrives, he apoligizes to his boss about being late, and then the boss says, "Where the hell were you Wensday and Thursday?"

i say 8/10 for the joke above it made some sence and it was funny that his boss yelled at him for being absent for 2 days!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! its good enough joke

[manofthefuture]

but seruissly won't change my mind on the guy who started this post with the horrible joke i mean really 0/10
for the horrible joke!

[goobler402]

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