Crying kids in restaurants

[Burger]

Normally when they cry I walk over and talk or sing to the baby until it goes quiet. The parents look like I'm some weirdo, though they always thank me when the child shuts up.  

I do the same things with dogs, too. I take care of, like, 9 of them regularly. :P

Lol you creep.

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[Kapturrith]

Normally when they cry I walk over and talk or sing to the baby until it goes quiet. The parents look like I'm some weirdo, though they always thank me when the child shuts up.  

Then punch the baby in the face for crying anyway.

[Flamecannon]

Although I'd never do this, if I were another parent, I'd ask the parents kindly to shut their baby the forget up.

Offtopic: This is my seventh 1/4th of a sandwich :o

[Regulith]

I don't plan on having kids.

[Flamecannon]

Normally when they cry I walk over and talk or sing to the baby until it goes quiet. The parents look like I'm some weirdo, though they always thank me when the child shuts up.  

child enthusiast! STOP HIM! HE'S VIOLATED THE LAW!

[Valen]

I mostly hate it in movie theatres.

I swear to god if those parents don't do something about a crying baby in a movie theatre I'm gonna loving freeze it then get a hammer and smash its head clean off.

I tell them to leave the theater. Same if someone is texting I tell them to stop or I go up to the manager lol

[CapTMeaT]

Normally when they cry I walk over and talk or sing to the baby until it goes quiet. The parents look like I'm some weirdo, though they always thank me when the child shuts up.  

I do the same things with dogs, too. I take care of, like, 9 of them regularly. :P

OH GOD WHAT

[King of losers]

child enthusiast! STOP HIM! HE'S VIOLATED THE LAW!

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVER YOUR SENTENCE!

ONTOPIC: I loving hate when this happens, you'd think the parents of the child would have common sense to shut it the forget up.

[Jetlok]

i went to see a movie in 3D a week ago and everytime there was 3D you could hear 8 7 year olds saying
"WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
couldnt really enjoy the movie with all the WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH.

[Comatose]

I once remember watching a movie, and in the row behind me, a baby started crying. It goes on for twenty minutes, and I'm pretty much ready to yell at the parents and go complain at the front desk. Then, on top of that, the mother starts unstrapping her bra to breastfeed the baby (No, I didn't look at the tits.) and I'm ready to tell her, "Excuse me, there are small children in here, put your shirt back on." when she puts her shirt back on. I'm finally glad, but then the little kid starts crying, so I go complain, and to no surprise, the starfish 17 year old worker at the desk says, "Get over it." So, I have to deal with the kid crying for the final half-hour of the movie.

[The Russian]

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVER YOUR SENTENCE!

RESIST ARREST

[Kapturrith]

I tell them to leave the theater. Same if someone is texting I tell them to stop or I go up to the manager lol

I love you.
I want a clone of you whenever I go to the movies.

[A.R.C.]

Went to TGI Fridays and some 6 year old was running around back and forth

he almost took my brothers phone.

[Kapturrith]

Went to TGI Fridays and some 6 year old was running around back and forth

he almost took my brothers phone.

Did you trip him?

[A.R.C.]

I don't plan on having kids.

You've got nothing to worry about.