So while I was on Wicked's City rpg my friend was having trouble building and I offered to teach him... reminded me of a line in kickapoo so I decided to mix it up a bit so it went along with blockland!
Blockapoo...?
A long ass loving time ago in a town called Platinum
There lived a humble noooob oooh spam, he built some
But yee he was just hopeless and did not know what to do
His name was young Secret and he tried to learn his lines
A vision he did see as loving, building all the time
He built this tasty store and all the planets did align
Oh the bell was blazin'
As I stepped in through the door.
Then I bought a juicy burger,
With a credit card I'm sure!
'Twas I who earned the money,
monalizzing monaloo!
And if you try to kill me,
Then I shall kill you too!
Gotta go to the bank and get a loan!
I gots to pay my mortgage for my home!
Gotta buy some lights for my home!
Gotta get a door so I'll be left alone!
You've haven't learned a thing my son,
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you,
You spam waaay more.
That spam you place before us
Comes from the depths of hell.
Spammin is the devil's work,
He wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
You better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no public chat!
Don't wanna hear you cry,
Don't wanna hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Host when you're in this serv!
J_M can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone...
I'm askin' for your guidance,
Won't ya come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre
Who will teach me how to build.
The host thinks you're evil,
But man, he can just be killed.
Building is not the devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never spam as long as I am
Stuck here with this host...
I hear you brave young Secret,
You are hungry for the build.
But to become my apprentice,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your host's clutches,
And this oppressive seeerver.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Lavaa villeeeeeeee!
In The City of Fallen Ashes,
Where the ocean meets the lots,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome bots!
To find your fame and fortune,
It's the spam you must kill.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and Build!
So he bailed from loving platinum
With hunger in his heart.
And he journeyed far and wide
To find the secrets of his art.
But in the end he knew
That he would find his counterpart.
Buiiilllldddddss
BuuIiIIIIIIIILLLLDDDSS
BuuIIIiiiIiiIiiiiIiiIIiiiILLd ddsss!
I know some parts aren't perfect but hey, I tried.
