Limericks.

[Volko]

In my English class we're doing poems.  I am quite fascinated and wrote a few.

A man once jumped from a high wall
And suffered a quite terrible fall
He went to bed
With a scar on his head
That's why you don't jump off a wall.


There once was a zombie named Ted
I shot him in the head
But I forgot to double-tap
And now's back
And eating me now I'm dead.


Post yours.

Format:
Rhyme 1
Rhyme 2
Rhyme 3
Rhyme 4
Rhyme 5

Rhyme 1,2, and 5 all rhyme, but 3 and 4 end with different rhymes.

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[RedSaturn]

I went to the mall
Banged my head on the wall
Ate my friend Paco
tho I thought he was a taco
And hung with silent bob at Mooby's brick wall.

[Volko]

I went to the mall
Banged my head on the wall
Ate my friend Paco
tho I thought he was a taco.
And smoked crack in the stall

Your supposed to end with a sentence that rhymes with the first. :P

Edit - Fix'd.

[Sirrus]

A poem? I think I may.
And then I realized, "hey!".
This great poem gives me a boner.
When I rhyme like this, I could be alone or
forget this these are hard.

[Volko]

A poem? I think I may.
And then I was all like hey.
This great poem gives me a boner.
When I rhyme like this, I could be alone or
forget this these are hard.

Lol close.

[Sirrus]

Lol close.

Limericks are easier than most meters, though.

Speaking of poems, my friend wrote a great Haiku.

Long poems are dumb
I wrote a Haiku instead
ha ha ha ha ha

[RedSaturn]

I got a boner,
your such a loner,
I hate you all,
Im going to the mall,
With my best frind Roner

[matthewbim11]

once i ownd a cat         back then i was fat      now ihave a car         goin to the bar            to go love some dogs wat                        psp no enter key srry

[Parallel]

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

[Rughugger]

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

[Parallel]

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Haha, we went on the same site.

[SeventhSandwich]

There one was a man with a lamp.
As he looked at it his ass became damp
He looked at the floor
And stared and he swore
That he had lost attention and spilled his AMP.

[Anti-Block]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose richard was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a pusillanimous individual I'd forget it.

[pixl]

There was once a man from massechussets
he had a big wiener

[pixl]

There was once two window cleaners
One was just a bit meaner
to act like a clown
with his pants down
he rubbed the window with his wiener