How to get kicked out of a mall/store/walmart/etc.

[ultimamax]

Post some you can make up.

When people are getting their pictures in the photo booth, wait for the pictures to print, steal them, and then post them somewhere unreachable normally with a caption.
Like "They're trying too hard."
Make them in plain sight too.

OR OR OR OR OR
Super glue a quarter to the ground.

[Ad Bot]

[NickTheSushi]

Take a stuff on the front counter.

[mrlolop]

Take a stuff in the photo booth with people in it.

[Zephyrs]

Steal the photobooth.

[Pyrle]

Put tape on everything you see.

[Nick4t]

Take a stuff on the tape.

Take a stuff in the photo booth with tape in it.

Steal the tape.

Put stuff on everything you see.

All of these are good ideas.

[mrlolop]

Tape a fake check of $10,000 to somewhere just out of reach.

[Niliscro]

Spray a stolen can of Pam on the aisles, so people slip on it :D

[Solid]

stuff on a roll of tape and then put the stuff tape on everything you see. Including the store manager.

[ryu hayabusa]

Go run over little kids with your cart

[Tom Gunn]

Go around telling the truth about peoples weight.

[Mr. Bill]

1. Make a recording or you swearing as loud as you can.
2. Put it on a CD or Casset.
3. Put it into a radio at the store.
4. Turn the volume up all the way.
5. Set it on repeat.
6. Press play.
7. Run to a safe watching / listening distance.
8. ???
9. Profit.

[Niliscro]

Fill condoms with water and throw them at people.

[Mr. Bill]

Mines better...

[Sabbin]

Fill condoms with Jizz and throw them at people.

Fixed.