How to get kicked out of a mall/store/walmart/etc.

[ultimamax]

bamp cause i says so >:(

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[TheQuestion]

Walmart is a big evil corporation. Why go in in the first place?

[Meekl]

Depressed guy:Hey where's all the anti-depressants? Gun-Store Owner:Oh, they're those snipers over there. Depressed guy:Oh, ok <Sniper shot, short screams follow> Guns-Store Owner:HAHA!

Wal-mart dosen't sell loving sniper rifles. And I doubt you would scream if you shot yourself in the head.

[Rekuddo]

Play hacky sack in the isles until a worker asks you to leave.

[Max4344]

Rape someone
and YELL I WANT MONEY NOW!!!11111

[skelolego229]

get a box of cookies....
go to the counter when theres f* loads of customers around.....
yell THEESE COOKIES TASTE LIKE carrotS!

[pocketrocket300]

1. Go to deli section.
2. Ask for meat/cheese.
3. Get bread.
4. Assemble forgetnourmously large OBVIOUSE SANDWICH.
5. Walk around the store eating it.
6. Make it obvious the sandwich was assembled in the store while eating it.
My record is 10 mins before getting caught.  :3

[Meekl]

Guys you're trying too hard, just get a paintball gun, some CO2 tanks, and some ammo. Load it in the corner of the store (Corners = usually really secluded) and go crazy.

[Wonder G]

Get a nerf gun, rip it out of it's box, load it and GO APEstuff on the people who walk near where you are!

[cfl565656]

 grab a  handful of games  and throw them  anyone in the store
 2*: grab a c_4 then throw in in walmart then boom!
.

[ryu hayabusa]

grab a  handful of games  and throw them  anyone in the store
 2*: grab a c_4 then throw in in walmart then boom!
.

You're stupid.
One. Its C4, not c_4.
Second. How is a 7 year old like you going to get access to C4.
Third. Why waste games?

[Hookie]

Wal-mart dosen't sell loving sniper rifles. And I doubt you would scream if you shot yourself in the head.

The screams are of people next to the person when it happens

[Big Brother]

Step 1: Jump in a cart.
Step 2: Place a nice motor in it.
Step 3: Pick up a golf club.
Step 4: Drive into the store
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit and or crying babies

[raptor360]

Wal-mart dosen't sell sniper rifles. And I doubt you would scream if you shot yourself in the head.

I was quoting a gun store comment, fool

[Toasty_Enginner]

Run around naked coverd in butter screaming "I AM BUTTA TOAST!" while smashing everything in your way with a sledge hammer.