How to get kicked out of a mall/store/walmart/etc.

[Skyfrost123]

tie all the shopping carts to the wall with a sticky note saying 1DIdt!h5(&%$#

[Ad Bot]

[CopBlock]

333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

only 332 ways to kicked out
(282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow)

[Sabbin]

Possibility of doing/fun-liness.

1 - Least possible

5 - Most possible



5 - Go to the cashier and punch him straight in the face.

2 - Push over all the really fat people.

4 - Steal people's carts at random.

2 - Make a fort out of two isles and barricade them off (both openings/sides) with all the cereal boxes.

4 - Grab a crowbar (if available) and yell ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and beat down anyone who stares at/ pays attention to /notices you.

[Valen]

Poop on the toilet seat  then smear it on the door handle so they can't get out. Khorde said to

[Sabbin]

Poop on the toilet seat  then smear it on the door handle so they can't get out. Khorde said to

No, all of the door (interior of stall).

[AirWar]

flip off the owner

[Dodger]

Take all the Computers and paste a note saying

"HTTP Error 404: Merchandise not found"

[Retz]

Steal an Airsoft gun and some ammo from the airsoft ection(walmart) gop into bathroom and unwrap and load bb's. Hide in shirt and find a nice place to hide in. Then shoot random people that walk by

Noob.

[JJA0]

How to get banned from K-mart

[Retz]

Everything on page 5 was stupid.

[Squiggles]

Walk up to the cashier and say you like tits? and if he says yes throw something at him and say "THEN GET A GIRL YOU FAT LAZY SHUT IN MWAHAHAHA!!". Then take off you pants and run like crazy around the store.

Warning - while you were reading Over 9000!!!!! new replies have been posted. You may wish to check your scouter.

Holy Shiyt

[Max4344]

How to get banned from K-mart

thats a rip off of this
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/none/333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-233838/

[Squiggles]

Go streaking

leave a trail of condoms

Go to the games section and piss on Modern Warfare 2

say rude comments really loud about the pear shaped body of the lady in front of you while waiting in line.

write words using turds

Drive one of those kiddie jeeps into the dairy isle

Walk around with your Wang hangin out your fly

WIN

[Hugums]

to loving easy, Kick a baby. Or go to the pet section and kick a puppy. OR just yell fire

[Squiggles]

to loving easy, Kick a baby. Or go to the pet section and kick a puppy. OR just yell fire

Jerk i think he wants us to think of a way to get kicked out without hurting something like a puppy or a baby, You fat bastard