Weapon_The_Weapons_that_were_ too_stupid_to_be_included_in_ GCats_actual_pack.zip (working title)
SHOULD INCLUDE:
Lolnade. (A nade that, after going off, uses the sound made by Microsoft Sam he reads the word LOL, uses the ski's wipeout script on players within a small radius.)
9mm Banana.
Melonium .357 (Watermelon Magnum, 'nuff said.)
Scoped Peelz w/Grenade Launcher. (Single shot. Then reload. That way, the reload button isn't nesescary, meaning you can bind the nade launcher to your light key. :D)
Hans. (Yes, it's spelled that way. Fires your left hand, which explodes on impact. IF you don't reload, it should hide your left hand. :D)
Memes Force Special Assault Rifle, AKA the MF-SAR. Fires random memes at high velocity with a somewhat low amount of power. Randomly chooses between a Happycat head (Which, on impact, freezes, and plays NEDM. (No, that's not possible.)), A car with a red and yellow blockhead in it. (Plays lol, internet (a looped version of part of running in the nineties.) and does not go flying, just falls to the ground and starts Moving forward. Explodes after it hits the Too Far distance. (also not possible.) ) , or on rare occasion, Yells "HAAAAAX!" and explodes, because that's a forced meme. (May be possible.)
Please note, the FM-SAR (and probably all those other things I listed) isn't loving possible, and the peelz would obviously shoot pill capsules.
Also, if it never reached production, isn't it illegal? I mean, I wouldn't know, but isn't there some board that has to approve the gun for it to be sold?
...yeah.