Idea! Gravity, how about you put this at the top of the OP:
Big, red, underlined, caps-locked, bold text removed as per request.
It's big and colorful and underlined, so it'll force the noobs to read it, and (hopefully) make them stop making "give link or

eat ur cookeeh1/1/1!1/1?!!??!11", "ogm make a m16/m14/m'boy/etc", and "Wen y00 reeleez???!?!?!?11/1"
Also, I apologize for this post's epic size, and will remove the big part if you ask.