Just asked Kyzor to be sure "honorary coolbro" counts.
It does. I am.
I had a feeling that's why you were texting me.
In other news, I'm now at my somewhat rich aunt and uncle's house in Bluffton, South Carolina and it's loving amazing. We just watched Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (I hadn't seen it until just then, excellent movie) on their 52-inch HDTV with Internet-capable Blu-Ray player and glass-shattering loving lovey sounding surround sound system (hooray for alliterations).