The beancounters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of moon rocks, much less 70 million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground them up, mixed them into a gel, and guess what: ground-up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill.
So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream.
Let's all stay positive, and do some science. That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible.
Caroline, please bring me more pain pills.
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