they bend your words before you can reply
teacher: OH! so you really do admit to (insert here)
and they make decisions for you like you cant even act on your own volition
you act sarcastic
"YES, I TOTALLY DID IT, WHY?! BECAUSE I LOVE THE THRILL OF (blah).
FORGET ALL THOSE GOOD GRADES, FORGET THE HONOR ROLL, FORGET MY GOOD STANDING WITH THE TEACHERS, I JUST WANT TO DO (blah). THESE GUYS ARE COMPLETELY INNOCENT BECAUSE THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVE NEVER CAUSED TROUBLE BEFORE, I AM THE PERFECT CULPRIT FOR SAID CRIME. SO PUT MY IN DETENTION BEFORE I DO (blah) AGAIN!"