Talking about George melons, this is a true story! once i was a chef, i whined at botanists to make me melons, and when i made one of them into a george melon, a assistant went up to me and tried to force me to serve it!
And when he ate a slice, he suddenly exploded and melons were all over the place, and he whined on ooc that "THE CHEF IS A GRIEFER" until he got kicked!