I want to share with you my stuffty (2) traitor rounds.
First time I was traitor chaplain and my objective was to blow up Zeta. I wanted a way to get into Zeta so I said "I'm donating my body to disease research." That's when a Chemist took me in and turned me into a monkey then killed me.
Second time I was traitor chemist where the RD (who I didn't know was an RD) said "I'm going to clean this station's act." Then, with his name being "THE CLEANER," I thought he was the Janitor and told him "You're here to clean stuff." Then the AI said "He's the RD, he might demote you." And that's when the RD said "He's now the back up clown." Then I went back to Zeta where the loving richardhead AI said, "Hey, back-up clowns aren't allowed on Zeta." Then a Security Officer came on and tried to arrest me (at this point I emagged the RD's office just to blow up Zeta, but apparently I don't know how the forget the nuke works so god dammit) and stunned me. I then committed Self Delete and said "forget this."
And why don't I share you my stuffty Changeling round, too? I was engie and I got caught by AI trying to leach the other guy. I got bolted in. Then captain and HoP came in and tried to kill me. I turned into a monkey and just ran around for a while.
I also had a Syndie round where I sucked donkey snake in, too. But the others still won (I was the only one that died).
Yet I still put "Be Syndicate" on proudly.
i should also leave this here:
