Oasis - A single person, out of 7-billion, OH MAH GAWD!

[Oasis]

His head is big. REALLY big.

Actually my head is pretty big to harbor my large brain full of independent thoughts and ideas.

Because you look so good, my dear.

I am scared.

How do you know that the government isn't just making up the idea of 'heart attacks' and really poisoning and killing fat people so that they can take out their fat and organs to be processed for rocket fuel and propane? After they killed the target, they would just stuff them with cotton and let their families bury them.

That being said, you could always...get fat.

:D

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[TheChaosCarrier]

How do you know that the government isn't just making up the idea of 'heart attacks' and really poisoning and killing fat people so that they can take out their fat and organs to be processed for rocket fuel and propane? After they killed the target, they would just stuff them with cotton and let their families bury them.

That being said, you could always...get fat.

If it's that way, then the oil crCIA is a lie.

Entire thread is lol.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Actually my head is pretty big to harbor my large brain full of independent thoughts and ideas.

You just sound like another yoshiandluigi3.

[Oasis]

You just sound like another yoshiandluigi3.

Who?

If it's that way, then the oil crCIA is a lie.

Oil from fat and oil/petroleum are two different things.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Really? You don't know yoshiandluigi3?

[Oasis]

Really? You don't know yoshiandluigi3?

No I don't pay attention to people with unintelligible names.

[Radial543]

If it's that way, then the oil crCIA is a lie.

It's all a cover up because we depleted out oil supplies years ago because the un-documented space war against the grays took so much rocket fuel that we couldn't support ourselves.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Oil from fat and oil/petroleum are two different things.

What I mean is, if Radial's right, then we could just harvest fat people to use as organic fuel for our cars instead of oil.

Therefore oil crCIA is a spy lie.

That being said, you could always...get fat.

[TheChaosCarrier]

It's all a cover up because we depleted out oil supplies years ago because the un-documented space war against the grays took so much rocket fuel that we couldn't support ourselves.

loool

[Oasis]

What I mean is, if Radial's right, then we could just harvest fat people to use as organic fuel for our cars instead of oil.

Therefore oil crCIA is a spy lie.

Organic - contains carbon
Petroleum/Gasoline - contains carbon

See my point.

[Radial543]

Soon the Illuminati corporation will rise up and cause massive hypnosis to sacrifice oneself to the oil gods so that the war may continue.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Organic - contains carbon
Petroleum/Gasoline - contains carbon

See my point.

See my joke.

hurp durp it's not supposed to make sense.

[Oasis]

Soon the Illuminati corporation will rise up and cause massive hypnosis to sacrifice oneself to the oil gods so that the war may continue.

:O

[Titanium]

I just think it's kind of funny that someone who has been alive slightly longer than a decade is suddenly an expert and all things religious and the nature of life (or the lack thereof) after death.

The fact of the matter is that all religious or anti-religious scripture and doctrine has been written by man, a fallible creature.  The only souls that can determine exactly what happens to one's body/soul after death are those that are already dead.  It would be arrogant of us (or in this case, you Oasis) to pass judgment and offer an explanation as to what the end-result of human mortality would be.

Now let me be clear.  I am not claiming to be smarter than you.  I am simply suggesting you stop being so high-and-mighty in your convictions.  It makes you look insensitive and, well, stupid.

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OMG.

[Oasis]

I just think it's kind of funny that someone who has been alive slightly longer than a decade is suddenly an expert and all things religious and the nature of life (or the lack thereof) after death.

The fact of the matter is that all religious or anti-religious scripture and doctrine has been written by man, a fallible creature.  The only souls that can determine exactly what happens to one's body/soul after death are those that are already dead.  It would be arrogant of us (or in this case, you Oasis) to pass judgment and offer an explanation as to what the end-result of human mortality would be.

Now let me be clear.  I am not claiming to be smarter than you.  I am simply suggesting you stop being so high-and-mighty in your convictions.  It makes you look insensitive and, well, stupid.

Warning - while you were typing 13 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

OMG.

All religious scriptures were written by men. How do you explain that?