Here's a story for ye' cigarettegets and whippersnappers:
One day in the land of Oregon, the species of Hartchmon in the family of Pokemon. A special little larva broke open his egg, then he traveled to the land of industry and Lego.. and got stuck into a man's brain. He then used the man's imagination and Lego experiences to create a wonderful land of Bockland, a few years after that it would be misspelled as Blockland.. but so on. Bockland was a game for the Arpanet in which you were a creature called Bock which was inspired from his own Hartchmon species and that Bock placed non-living Bocks on the floor and created Bocko buildings that could be shared from a Bock Multiplayer System. Old Lego founder saw Bockland as a threat to Lego, mainly because there was a feature to drop squares on a square map. So Lego told the man that the larva mindcontrolled, named Eric and he picked Hartman as a last name that his Bockland game involved too much bocks and he needed to smash his keyboard and fix the name. He then smashed his keyboard in disgust and it spelled "Blockland", Eric tried to call Lego to remind them but they never contacted him again.
