Girlfriend Broke Up.

[Volko]

First off, no this is not a pathetic girl story.

I had a girlfriend, yes.  Even I was shocked.  She is hot, but she wants to break up.  I really feel like telling you guys lol.  I'm kinda downed and feel like I should do something outragious.  On another note, go right a loving head and post stories of your girl situations!!

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[Plasmus]

i have a girlfriend.

holy stuff, surprise.

[Rekuddo]

i have a girlfriend.

holy stuff, surprise.

Me too! Oh damn.

[Hugums]

Cut off your ear and give it to her to show her you love her.

[Audax]

Rape her.

[Flamecannon]

Inb4ARCsaysshe/youbrokeyourhand

[Flamecannon]

i have a girlfriend.

holy stuff, surprise.

Is it that egg?

[comr4de]

Laynna <3

[A.R.C.]

You broke your hand?

[Bisjac]

of my (real) girlfriends, the serious ones.

3 of them cheated on me with guys that eventually dumped them.
and my last one was scared to let me meet her parents or come near her home because of religious differences. so i dumped her.

[Sarge]

Do some pooper stickin', bro.

[A.R.C.]

Bitches and whores!

[Nightmare-Duckie]

I'm sad to say that I have a girlfriend... :(
Also, stick with the guy code for the moment, "Bros before hoes."

[Talent74]

I had a girlfriend. She broke up with me. Big whoop.

[Regulith]

You should try glue.