The kill yourself, drop something game!

[Rughugger]

I slip on the brain and plummet 5 stories out of the window of a building slamming into the ground causing my body to explode like a water balloon, all I leave behind is a spork.

[Ad Bot]

[Squiggles]

1: find spork

2: ????

3: Feels funny

4: dies

5: drops another bucket of spare sperm

[Leftus]

5: drops another bucket of spare sperm

What the forget do you mean "Spare" sperm.
I Doubt you can produce any at your current stage in life :S

[Coolio]

Trip and drown in it. I drop my wallet.

[Squiggles]

Just play along.

[Rughugger]

Just play along.

Then be realistic, not juvenile.

[Link1999]

I take the wallet and use it to buy a tub of icecream....but then i die via brain freeze and drop my snes

[Squiggles]

I do the caremell Dansen! :3 I drop my muzzy Japanese learning tape for kids

[Sarge]

A demented girl comes out of the tape and kills me. All I drop are my balls.

[Rughugger]

I do the caremell Dansen! :3 I drop my muzzy Japanese learning tape for kids

How do you die from doing a caramel dansen from an SNES? And how is that playing along? You need to gtfo.

On Topic, I use the kids tapes to make a noose and I hang myself. All that's left is some moldy cheese in the fridge.

[Link1999]

I eat it...and then someone throws a sad panda (AKA:  ) at me and i die...
i drop my Minecraft account...

[Rekuddo]

I die and drop bones

amidoinitrite? 

[Coolio]

I discard the bones and build a house. A brick kills me. I drop my photo of my girlfriend.

[Link1999]

I eat the photo and choke on it to death...
I drop the Spy's Cloak&Dagger

[Sarge]

I pick up the dagger, but it was rusty and I accidently cut myself and died from tetnus. I dropped a nuke detonator.