Most of us know Magick to be a nice person. Hell, he surprises me more and more every day. I thought for an instant that maybe I have found someone who truly DOES NOT have a bad sad. For awhile I believed this, but then, it hit me.
Magick Mage is a enraged psychopath bent on taking over the world by blowing up our minds!
I'll show you how I discovered this shocking fact:
- Magick is good guy.
- You are what you eat.
- Magick eats good guys.
- Therefore he is a cannibal.
- Cannibals are bad people.
- Good people are bad people
WHAT? OH GOD! I thought about it for a long time, realizing what I had discovered, I told my self that I must warn everyone of our impending doom that will be caused by this hellish reincarnation of the darkest evil spit out of the flames of the deepest part of Hell named Magick Mage. FLEE! WE ALL MUST FLEE! Woman and children first! We have to relocate before it's too late! He may be watching us, waiting to feed off of what remains of our mushy cerebral cortex!
I have you all figured out Magick!
THE CHARADE IS OVER
Give yourself up!
Stop poisoning our community!
