Author Topic: My water is full of danger!  (Read 18176 times)


Kill it with a nuclear bomb wich probably explodes the world

Report: Attic mites have been reported to be in their 25th century(80 tech) stage. They are sending a squadron of ace pilots flying X5SEs to the cup. The pool mites just told me that nuclear missiles are on a standby. I'll draw a map of my house and it's territories.

I have sent my SAS Mites to form a defensive perimeter around the safe zone of the cup, they are bringing 2 Mobile SAM Launchers and 4 Vulcan Nuclear Bomber Jets in support.

ETA on arrival is 2 hours

I have sent my SAS Mites to form a defensive perimeter around the safe zone of the cup, they are bringing 2 Mobile SAM Launchers and 4 Vulcan Nuclear Bomber Jets in support.

ETA on arrival is 2 hours
Which cup?

ETA on air raid: 55:36

Obviously the danger cup  :cookieMonster:

My UAV has picked up some heat signatures inside the cup, far larger than a mite.
Watch your back out there

My Grox mites have made 5 more cities on the perimeter, They're sending in V-365's to back you up. They're expecting something big, so they've sent the 798-Thor out as well.

ETA on arrival to cup: 30:36

Somebody's pissing in the cup.

Omg, they went up a tech, which means they went up further than pi! Oh well. Seems like they're kinda below schedule, so lemme give them some help.

*raises them to tech 120, generation 27*


don't worry moppy i'll send out my squad of longbow apaches that are piloted by my best mite fighters ETA on arrival 01:54

Have have a huge problem, you know those heat signatures I was talking about? Well they just wheeled out 10 SAM Launchers 12 Apache Gunships and what seems to be an aerial battleship, it's tearing through even my highest ranking SAS Troops, we have lost our SAM support and all of our Vulcan Bombers.

Requesting evac

O_O

OMG

SEND OUT THE THERMAL THOR!

*giant robot that's as big as a wide-screen TV starts to walk towards the cup*

ETA to cup: 1:30

:O SENDING OUT ROBOT CODENAME "BLACKBEAR"
e-maxx has just advanced to tech level 10

TT: I have reached the cup, I'm  not gonna stand a threat until-
*laser sound in the background*
TT: Okay, I'm returning fire!
*very many laser sounds and rocket sounds and explosions in the background*
TT: I need backup! Need Backup! Nee-
*fizz*