Author Topic: My water is full of danger!  (Read 18151 times)

Wait, Madmitten.
There was very many corpses down here, so there's bound to be zombies.
Take this.
*gives Madmitten a mini-gun with unlimited ammo*
Please be careful.
(yes, my voice healed)

Wait, Madmitten.
There was very many corpses down here, so there's bound to be zombies.
Take this.
*gives Madmitten a mini-gun with unlimited ammo*
Please be careful.
(yes, my voice healed)
k
but you do know that those are regenerating zombies.
I'll need something i can use to escape, you keep this chaingun

*Several minutes prior to the current scene*

Gunboat X-7; "We're mopping up their fighters, we have complete air superiority."

Base Radar; "Sir we're picking up a huge energy signature, advise extreme caution"

Gunboat Leader (Me :D) "Advice noted, all units prepare to fall back to a saf...."

Gunboat B-2; "Sir..... What is that?"

*Explosion goes off, wave of blue light approaches the small fleet*

Gunboat V-5; "Dear god...."

Base Radar; "They set off a nuclear EMP device, retreat as fast as y...."

*EMP Cuts off radio and begins to cut off the engines on all Gunboats*

Gunboat N-4; "Sir, we're losing our engines going do....."

*All radios are silent as the gunboats plummet to the ground, they hit the ground almost silently and without an explosion*

*I climb out of the wreckage of the lead Gunboat, tech-level 8 assault rifle in hand*

"loving damnit, argh...."

*I walk over to the destroyed bunker entrance*

"Damn, that thing hit this place like a tonne of bricks, I'm probably lucky to be alive....."

*I begin pounding on the door, I can hear voices from behind it*


*Present time*


*I do a running kick into the door, it gives way and the brick frame crumbles from the rest of the wall, the door falls into the room*

*The smoke clears and I see Madmitten and Warguy standing there, Warguy in crutches*

"Well forget, I guess we're all in the same boat here then" I say lowering my assault rifle

Oh, hey Tok. Do you know what happened? And did you see any zombies?

Hey tok, is there anything I can use to dodge or avert any attacks from down there?

Oh, Madmitten, Here.
*gives madmitten a boomerang shaped feather*
Use this, it gives you ALOT of agility.

Warguy it was a Nuclear EMP device, Madmitten you can use that feather and this 12 sided die and hat of +24 Evasion

*Pours danger water over your boat*

Oh, Madmitten, Here.
*gives madmitten a boomerang shaped feather*
Use this, it gives you ALOT of agility.
Warguy it was a Nuclear EMP device, Madmitten you can use that feather and this 12 sided die and hat of +24 Evasion
awesome.
*squeak comes out of of the darkness*
pfft, doesnt look like i have much competition, I'll see you guys later

Don't forget to use your composition skill to combine the feather and the hat, it will give a 100% bonus to all effects gained from the two items and keep your offhand slot free

It was actually HALF EMP, the rest was nuclear.
Server chat: Madmitten has left the game.

GOD DAMN IT
Anyway, we'd better try to get out of here and hold out until my Grox mites get here. The nuclearism shrunk us, so now we're the size of a mite, and so is all of the other bodies. We'd better get out, and fast, I hear a monster coming.

Don't forget to use your composition skill to combine the feather and the hat, it will give a 100% bonus to all effects gained from the two items and keep your offhand slot free
that'll leave enough space for me to use my "wring neck" attack.
also, I can use the dust from these rocks to paint my clothes black.
their sense of smell has been taken away from the long time they've been in this hellhole.
so that means we cant be here very long

Guys, my pocket radar just turned back on!

*looks at it*

Oh, no...
Don't ask, lets just get hell out of here, FAST.

Guys, my pocket radar just turned back on!

*looks at it*

Oh, no...
Don't ask, lets just get hell out of here, FAST.
OSHTOSHTOSHT
runs deeper in cave

OSHTOSHTOSHT
runs deeper in cave
WAIT, NO!
Welp, he's doomed unless he finds my Aunotonic laser that I've kept down here for decades.