My water is full of danger!

[PowerDag]

Thirty of my best ships are ready to assist my two allies.
They're called War-Ender 42 Fatherships. (They are fathership-class because they're WAY bigger than your average sci-fi mothership.)

Guys, my pocket radar just turned back on!

*looks at it*

Oh, no...
Don't ask, lets just get hell out of here, FAST.

My radars say they're zombie mites. Just use your awesome minigun.

[Ad Bot]

[Warguy357]

Thirty of my best ships are ready to assist my two allies.
They're called War-Ender 42 Fatherships. (They are fathership-class because they're WAY bigger than your average sci-fi mothership.)
My radars say they're zombie mites. Just use your awesome minigun.

No no, it's much worse.
*madmitten comes running back, screaming "OMG"*
*giant eyes appear in front of me*
Yup, we're doomed.
GET UP THERE *throws everyone up*

[Madmitten]

No no, it's much worse.
*madmitten comes running back, screaming "OMG"*
*giant eyes appear in front of me*
Yup, we're doomed.
GET UP THERE *throws everyone up*

DOOOOOD
THAT THING HAS MINIONS

[Warguy357]

DOOOOOD
THAT THING HAS MINIONS

STFU AND GRAB THIS AND HOLD OUT FOR 10 MINUTES, MY GROX SHOULD BE HERE BY THEN
*throws up the mini-gun*
*grabs a laser mini-gun*
DO WHAT I SAY! NOW!

[Madmitten]

STFU AND GRAB THIS AND HOLD OUT FOR 10 MINUTES, MY GROX SHOULD BE HERE BY THEN
*throws up the mini-gun*
*grabs a laser mini-gun*
DO WHAT I SAY! NOW!

OK
HEY
I FOUND SOME WORKING COMPUTER EQUIPMENT
*starts tracking device* this could come in handy

[Warguy357]

*around 3 minutes later*
Guys, I think I'm pushing him back! Keep on holding out! This thing isn't NEARLY as powerful as their leader! after 15 more minutes, the leader should come, so my mites will come soon!

[Madmitten]

holy forget man
the queen has dug to the surface outside of our base
I remember right, they are sensitive to bright light
GIMME A CAMERA GOD DAMNIT

[PowerDag]

*Around half a minute later...*
Ten War-Ender 42s are coming your way, Warguy! Hold on tight!

[Warguy357]

*Around half a minute later...*
Ten War-Ender 42s are coming your way, Warguy! Hold on tight!

Turn on your shields! Their king is coming, he's tech level 1000000! My grox should come in when he's about halfway down!

[Madmitten]

*Around half a minute later...*
Ten War-Ender 42s are coming your way, Warguy! Hold on tight!

hey, whatever happened to the people who deployed that bomb?
oh forget, what is that turd shaped thing in the sky?

[Warguy357]

hey, whatever happened to the people who deployed that bomb?
oh forget, what is that turd shaped thing in the sky?

That's not a turd, that's...
OMG, ITS THE KING
QUICK, GRAB THIS
*throws up the old Aunotonic laser*
Use it against him until my Grox mites get here!

[PowerDag]

hey, whatever happened to the people who deployed that bomb?
oh forget, what is that turd shaped thing in the sky?

If a bomb was deployed anywhere near my city, it would have been vaporized in seconds.
And that "turd-shaped thing" is, well, I don't know. War-Ender 42s are shaped like a cross between a Wii on it's side, a Star Destroyer from Star Wars, an X-Wing, and a shoe.

Turn on your shields! Their king is coming, he's tech level 1000000! My grox should come in when he's about halfway down!

Anyone with that high a tech level would have killed us by now. And the Tech Level maximum is 1000.

[Tokthree]

He's a Computer Player, his tech level can go above the limit since his level is scaled in difficulty to the number of players present on the server

[Warguy357]

If a bomb was deployed anywhere near my city, it would have been vaporized in seconds.
And that "turd-shaped thing" is, well, I don't know. War-Ender 42s are shaped like a cross between a Wii on it's side, a Star Destroyer from Star Wars, an X-Wing, and a shoe.
Anyone with that high a tech level would have killed us by now. And the Tech Level maximum is 1000.

He's like 10 loving feet huge, and he's dead outside of my house ever since my dad shot him. He's bound to return.

He's a Computer Player, his tech level can go above the limit since his level is scaled in difficulty to the number of players present on the server

Yes.

[PowerDag]

'Kay then, all units have their accelerated electromatter shields up.