My water is full of danger!

[PowerDag]

all mites are evaced preparing to glass the area

prepare for loss of comlink to the skelo mura

firing in 5
4
3
*backround charge noise*
2
1
firi*chhhhhhhhhhhhh(comlink blackout)*

* A red beam is fired into the Glass Cannon's target with the Glass Cannon. The resulting purple energy field twirls and swirls into a weird vortex of seizure-inducing strangeness. Of course...a PowerTech Zero Divider.

*excerpt from Warguy's bunker*

(Screaming, then it stops)
Someone: EMP? But that's not going to hurt us.
(Collective Sigh)
Someone Else: Hey, a zero division. Good thing this bunker is zerodivision-proof.
(Sighing, then sounds of awe.)
*Transmission Ends*
Edited to not hurt anyone.

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

*connects via Radio*

Hay Guies, watz up.

[skelolego229]

glassing succesful, detecting no biological anomalies within 5 miles of the 1 mile glassing
sector sterilized

come in dag...........repeat,do you copy?...................*sigh* ALL FIGHTERS SEARCH THE EVAC ZONE EVERY LAST INCH NEEDS TO BE CHECKED, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE!

[PowerDag]

glassing succesful, detecting no biological anomalies within 5 miles of the 1 mile glassing
sector sterilized

come in dag...........repeat,do you copy?...................*sigh* ALL FIGHTERS SEARCH THE EVAC ZONE EVERY LAST INCH NEEDS TO BE CHECKED, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE!

I edited the excerpt to make sure there were no casualties.

[skelolego229]

*throws coffee maker into space*
another coffee stain, no wonder the beam was red and not purple


need some stress food.....RAMIEREZ GET ME SOME BARQS ROOTBEER FROM MY FRIDGE

[Warguy357]

*the whole planet is gone due to zero-division*
Ugh... Where am I?

[PowerDag]

The PowerTech Zero Divider shoots read beams at high velocity to create a controlled black hole. When combined with the SkeloTech Gamma Glasser, the power is multiplied by twenty.

The SkeloTech Gamma Glasser does not yet have an instruction manual written in English. The current manual for it is written in Skelii.

And by the way, Warguy, I would not exactly use my Zero Dividers if they ould destroy the world. Your post has been omitted.

[skelolego229]

*the whole planet is gone due to zero-division*
Ugh... Where am I?

skelomura medical bay boy...
*random marine* this guy was a bloody pulp when I saw him bieng brought in here

im afraid the ships a little crowded.......the planet was evaced after the beam made the core unstable




the planet out there beyond the window you ask? why its the very one with the orbital shipyard that built this metal wad

[Warguy357]

Aw, come on! It would be like dead space! :D

[skelolego229]

Aw, come on! It would be like dead space! :D

there is no way i'm gonna agree to having necromorphs wreck my ship
and some crazy unitologist accidentally kill me by stabbing me in the eye with an anesthesia needle meant to suppress me

[Warguy357]

there is no way i'm gonna agree to having necromorphs wreck my ship
and some crazy unitologist accidentally kill me by stabbing me in the eye with an anesthesia needle meant to suppress me

I meant a LITTLE like dead space, different aliens, different story, etc.

The only part not changed is the character and the aliens taking over the ship

[PowerDag]

Aw, come on! It would be like dead space! :D

Un-omitted.

* Warguy and Skelo see another planet near Skelo's home planet. It looks similar to Earth, only with black, blue, and purple instead of green, blue, and yellow. It is High Commander Dag's home planet. The two other High Commanders observe as a black and purple ship approach and dock with them. It is Dag's ship.

[Bryno]

Un-omitted.

* Warguy and Skelo see another planet near Skelo's home planet. It looks similar to Earth, only with black, blue, and purple instead of green, blue, and yellow. It is High Commander Dag's home planet. The two other High Commanders observe as a black and purple ship approach and dock with them. It is Dag's ship.

call 911

[Menen]

He said his water is full of danger, not Galactic Warfare

[Warguy357]

*Inside the ship, Hospital bay*
Doctor 1: He's been cleared of infection, Sir.
Doctor 2: He's seems to be waking up.
Doctor 1: He has had alot of damage been done on him by the zombie king, Get him to the boss.
Doctor 3: Will do.
Warguy's vision fades...