My friend is forgeted. forgeted hard. The story:
He was riding his bike with a Monster and no helmet, when a cop pulls him over and lectures him about the dangers of riding a bike with no helmet. Then the cop searches him, and finds a huge ass pocket knife. The cop at this point believes my friend is in a gang (although he's white) and my friend explains how it is for protection and stuff. And just when things couldn't get any worse, the cop asks him where he got the Monster. My friend says he bought it at the local Rite-Aid. And when the cop asks him for the reciept he tells the cop how he doesn't keep reciepts. Disbelieving, the cop takes him down to Rite-Aid and soon discovers my friend shop-lifted the Monster. Well, the cop cuffs him and my friend breaks out of the cuffs and ditches. Right now he's freaking out over what happened and what will happen.
He's a dumbass but then again, I once keyed a car and ran off with a pack of gum lol.